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Funny captions thread

By JohnnyPinball007

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    #16882 1 year ago

    Adam Ruins Everything - How the Fine Art Market is a Scam

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    #17579 1 year ago
    Quoted from QuickSilverShelby:

    F#ck!!!! I don't get it. "Good morning can opener"? I even googled "Good morning can opener" meaning and I don't even understand the google description. Something about a girl loosing her virginity for the first time. So does the cat f#ck the girl and take her virginity? Should I be referring to the cat as "her pussy". Is that why the girl loves the cat so much? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???
    I.... am...... so..... old.
    QSS

    The joke is that the cat doesn’t consider her as anything more than the person who opens that can of food in the morning. Cats don’t care about you.

    Calm down…

    #17583 1 year ago
    Quoted from ForceFlow:

    That's the trope, although to be fair, I'm not convinced that's true for all cats.

    They all have their own personalities. At any point in the day mine run the gamut between independent indifference to extremely needy. There is a saying that holds true for the relationships between owners of cats and dogs

    Dogs are like having a child. Cats are like having a room mate.

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    #17635 1 year ago
    Quoted from girloveswaffles:

    I currently have a cat that gets "Kneady:
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    “Can’t sit here. Seat’s taken”

    Cheesy can be a jerk

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    #18444 1 year ago

    Looks like the member berries algorithm found you on Facebook

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    #18968 1 year ago
    Quoted from Emkay79:

    Sorry to be "that guy" but OSHA does not have a lifting limit. The total weight and where it is located in the plane very much does matter--especially passengers. We use average weights these days so most people don't even realize it's being done. Different aircraft/airlines have different restrictions/policies/methods of computation, but as an example:
    Average person (summer) 184lbs
    Average person (winter) 189lbs
    Carry on bag 30lbs
    Heavy bag 60lbs
    If there is a large group of passengers outside the average, say an NFL team or large group of children, a different method of computing weight and balance must be used.

    Exactly. Fly on a small plane where it isn’t full. They will ask to redistribute some of the passengers around the cabin for weight redistribution.

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    #21719 11 months ago

    Been there. Solid BBQ joint

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    #22820 9 months ago
    Quoted from ForceFlow:

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    Those sunglasses aren’t fooling anyone, Grimace.

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    #25688 4 months ago
    Quoted from MrVern:

    I just stored some beer in this model fridge, Thanksgiving at my parents house! They have a kitchen in the basement straight from the 70's

    Was that a 60's-70's thing? My wife's grandparents had a separate kitchen in their basement in their home in NJ. Never understood why it was there.

    My own grandfather's old farm house had a 'summer kitchen' in a small uninsulated addition to the back of the house, but that was because it was built long before the advent of air conditioning.

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    Monetized???

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    #28153 27 hours ago

    Don't you dare Johnny.

    Those things were delicious. My cousin would always get the flintstones ones. It was basically sherbet in a tube with a plunger, but it was good.

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