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Funny captions thread

By JohnnyPinball007

3 years ago


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    #7469 2 years ago

    This is who is aim to become!!!

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    #7979 2 years ago

    Not in a standard! Lol

    #8123 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

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    I’d buy one of those bikes in a heartbeat!

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    #8322 2 years ago

    I think I want to do this!!! Lmao!

    #8467 2 years ago

    Just found this at Home Hardware!!

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    #8568 2 years ago

    It works though!!! Lol

    #8617 2 years ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    LTG : )
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    That is almost my life! Two with phones, two will have them soon enough! Lol

    #8753 2 years ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    LTG : )
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    One of the best shows!

    2 weeks later
    #9069 2 years ago

    Lmao!

    #9073 2 years ago

    I don’t know if that would work… but definitely worth a try!!! Lol

    #9183 2 years ago

    The last one is VERY true!

    #9230 2 years ago

    They make me laugh as well! Like EJS I would like to know about the 5000 achievement as well!

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    #9479 2 years ago

    I love that one!

    #9530 2 years ago

    Lmfao!!!!

    #9584 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    If you want to guess the title to book, I’ll let you know when you get it right.
    [quoted image]

    Facts?

    #9589 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    Should be longer than that. Keep reading and make a complete guess.

    Christmas facts and fancies?
    I could read the fancies but not too sure about the first word.

    #9591 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    That’s it. Christmas Facts and Fancies. Also it sounds like a pretty crappy book, beings that it is so hard to read. But toilet worthy still.

    Honestly, any book is toilet worthy! Lol

    #9620 2 years ago

    It took me a minute to see what it is!

    Quoted from HarrieD:[quoted image]

    #9622 2 years ago
    Quoted from Lhyrgoif:

    Is that the promo flyer for "the Hook" pin?
    Not really tempted to try it out anymore...

    Lmao!

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    #9649 2 years ago
    Quoted from ForceFlow:

    If you think about the names of ladies sitting to the left of batman, I'm sure it will come to you.

    Nana, nana, nana, nana Batman!

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    #9858 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    Guess the movie or show and owner of these license plates ~ game 1
    A. [quoted image]
    B. [quoted image]
    C. [quoted image]
    D. [quoted image]
    E. [quoted image]
    F. [quoted image]
    CORRECT ANSWERS
    A. Ferris Bueller
    B. stranger Things
    C. Smokey and the Bandit
    D. Back to the Future
    E. Blade Runner 2049
    F. Knight Rider

    #9859 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    Guess the movie or show and owner of these license plates ~ game 2
    H. [quoted image]
    I. [quoted image]
    J. [quoted image]
    K. [quoted image]
    L. [quoted image]
    M. [quoted image]
    CORRECT ANSWERS
    H.
    I. Fresh Prince
    J. Cheech and Chong
    K. Ghostbusters
    L. Jaws - Shark’s belly
    M. Ironman

    #9867 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Guess the movie or show and owner of these license plates ~ game 6 - expert level
    AC. [quoted image]
    AD. [quoted image]
    AE. [quoted image]
    AF. [quoted image]
    AG. [quoted image]
    AH. [quoted image]
    AI. [quoted image]
    AJ. [quoted image]
    CORRECT ANSWERS
    AC.
    AD. Beverly Hills 90210
    AE. American Graffiti
    AF.
    AG.
    AH. Friday
    AI.
    AJ. Blues Brothers

    #9868 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    Guess the movie or show and owner of these license plates ~ game 6 - expert level
    AC. [quoted image]
    AD. [quoted image]
    AE. [quoted image]
    AF. [quoted image]
    AG. [quoted image]
    AH. [quoted image]
    AI. [quoted image]
    AJ. [quoted image]
    CORRECT ANSWERS
    AC.
    AD. Beverly Hills 90210
    AE. American Graffiti
    AF.
    AG.
    AH.
    AI.
    AJ. Blues Brothers

    I remember SO COOL! I can’t remember where! It’s killing me and I don’t want to cheat!

    #9869 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Guess the movie or show and owner of these license plates ~ game 4
    G. [quoted image]
    N. [quoted image]
    T. [quoted image]
    U. [quoted image]
    V. [quoted image]
    W. [quoted image]
    CORRECT ANSWERS
    G. Spaceballs - Mel Brooks’s
    N.
    T. Magnum PI
    U.
    V.
    W.

    #9872 2 years ago
    Quoted from Atari_Daze:

    I'll add:
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    Star Trek

    #9873 2 years ago
    Quoted from ForceFlow:

    Why not start a new thread on this license plate game? I'm sure others who don't normally visit this thread would find it entertaining.

    I agree that would be a great thread!

    #9875 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    But after these 45 are guessed, there aren’t many more. So think of it asa bonus in life to those who follow this most excellent thread.

    I’m sure it can be expanded to all license plates! There was a game show about it years ago!

    #9898 2 years ago
    Quoted from Completist:

    Not sure if this has been posted but as a kid growing up in the 80’s this is thought provoking..
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    It took me a minute! Lmao!

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    #10264 2 years ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    This thread has taken a very interesting turn.

    Agreed!

    #10266 2 years ago
    Quoted from EJS:

    We can blame Little Johnny I think he's on vacation.

    lol!

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    #10509 2 years ago

    Got to admit I want these now! Lol

    #10601 2 years ago
    Quoted from girloveswaffles:

    "If I fits I sits!"
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    Lol! I think he can sit WHEREVER he wants! Lol!

    #10695 2 years ago

    Lmao!

    Quoted from EJS:

    Knowing you’ve become so successful you’ve now got haters

    #10794 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    Moral … if you want to be left alone to play with your toys, involve your kids then everybody wins.
    [quoted image]

    Lmao! True story!

    #10855 2 years ago

    Still love my Lawn Darts!

    #10868 2 years ago

    Lmfao! I stole this one!

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    #11289 2 years ago

    We have flying squirrels in Ontario. When I went camping in The Pinery a group of kids brought a BB Gun and killed a group of them. The police were there for a while about it!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_flying_squirrel

    #11519 2 years ago

    Lmao! My girlfriends rims look exactly like that!

    #11544 2 years ago

    Kidde make CO2/Smoke combo with a 10 year Lithium battery. We use them at the Condominiums we manage. I’ve had one installed for about 5 years with no issues. I don’t know your fire code. Check before you buy. They are a little expensive.

    Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:It happened to me again - last night at about 1:30 a battery was low in one of the several smoke detectors in my house, and the annoying chirping began. I've always wondered why my entire life that smoke detectors have only alerted me of low batteries in the middle of the night. Resolved to find the answer and being an IT guy, this morning I decided to hack into one of the detectors and was alarmed (pun intended) to discover this sub routine of code.
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    Seriously, as I laid awake for an hour after finally tracking the booger down, this is where my mind went.

    #11545 2 years ago

    That’s deviously genius! The guy that bought my last house was quite a dick! Wish I knew this back then! Lol

    Quoted from Rodent:should we ever decide to sell our place, and should the buyers end up acting like jerks during the time it takes to close the sale ... my plan it to install smoke detectors in various places behind the barn board siding that is featured in many sections of our old house. given the diverse temp ranges each area typically has, I'm thinking the first one will start chiming about 9-12 months post departure and the last one would start it's swan song close to the 24 month mark

    #11578 2 years ago
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    #11840 2 years ago

    I like the fact that he keeps posting! It makes my day! There are just a few threads that I enjoy daily, this is one of them. He tries to make us laugh daily and takes just a bit of the stress of the day away! Keep posting Jeff! Don’t let the negativity get you down.

    #11853 2 years ago

    Honestly, I think it was more of a bonus that he got in addition to the funny memes. That is the way I took it. Everyone ends up double posting. It’s not purposeful it’s something that makes you laugh so you share it.

    Quoted from HFK:I'm not trying to be negative or get anyone to stop but how about posting funny captions or panels that haven't been posted 2 days ago, not just random things to bump up your post count?[quoted image]

    #11854 2 years ago

    Threads will die without reposting. I for one don’t start looking through a thread from post 1-present. I find most are doing that just to see the double posts, or back checks to see if it’s been posted before.

    Quoted from HFK:I love this thread too but when you come back a day later and there are 50-100 posts that either don't fit in the thread or are repeats it isn't fun anymore.[quoted image]

    #11856 2 years ago

    Drain the thread! We are here to laugh. This is my last statement on the subject! Have a wonderful night!

    Quoted from HFK:Your first point, sure you end up double, triple posting when you post 50+ times a day in a thread to bump your count, not because it makes you laugh. You like hearing the same joke every day or do you laugh at things that aren't funny every day?
    Your second point is just either newbie or lazy.[quoted image]

    #12026 2 years ago

    Haha!

    #12213 2 years ago

    Decay’s snakes and a fox snake!

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    #12260 2 years ago

    I wanted to be a herpetologist so badly. I used to breed Poison Arrow Frogs(dendrobates pumilio, auratus) for years. The problem is the flightless fruit flies were EVERYWHERE in the house. I miss the frogs though.

    Quoted from ZooDude:

    I've kept and bred reptiles for over 30 years, I've shared my room with reticulated pythons (look em up if you don't know) and monitor lizards plenty of times, once slept in a hotel room with cobras, adders, boomslangs and rattlers, slept like a baby. Snakes are just doing their jobs, nothing scary about that. You must love rodents!
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    #12292 2 years ago

    Columbus, Ohio was infamous for it! All you had to do was ask!

    Quoted from ZooDude:

    yeah, I guess I've help a bunch of guys with their snakes.....wait that doesn't sound right.
    The crazy part is the hot shows in Texas/Ohio etc where they openly sell gabon vipers and cobras to 14 year old kids, stupid if you ask me, but I don't make the laws.
    Love the reptile memes, keep em coming but please remember, there's no such thing as a poisonous snake, poison is when you eat it, venom is when it eats you.
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    #12303 2 years ago

    Yes it’s funny how qwerty keyboards work!

    Quoted from No_Pickles:I’m still laughing at the “vemomous”.
    I don’t have a dog in this fight, but if you’re trying to be pedantic it just struck me as funny to keep that in the screenshot.

    #12304 2 years ago
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    #12335 2 years ago

    Hahaha!

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    #12743 2 years ago

    Lmao!!!!

    Quoted from Oaken:

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    #13283 2 years ago

    It took me a second! That’s hilarious!

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    #14156 1 year ago

    That has to be one of the funniest comments I’ve seen! I’m stealing it!

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    #15145 1 year ago

    LMFAO!

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    #15418 1 year ago

    Finally found the one person that hasn’t met my ex!

    Quoted from JethroP:

    Didn't know there was such a thing as a bad screw.

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    #15709 1 year ago
    Quoted from ReadyPO:

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    Is this a joke?! Or did she actually wreck that painting?!

    #15711 1 year ago

    That’s crazy!

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    #15832 1 year ago
    Quoted from HFK:

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    Instead of European it should say the world outside of the U.S.!

    #15840 1 year ago

    Lol! True story!

    Quoted from WJxxxx:It should also say Bigmetre, not Bigmeter

    #15854 1 year ago
    Quoted from Timmo:

    Guilty as charged.
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    Had to post it! It home pretty hard! If my girlfriend didn’t throw out the oldest ones I could have posted 3 pair! Lol!

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    #15946 1 year ago

    OVER IS THE ONLY WAY ACCEPTABLE! Lol

    #16003 1 year ago

    Lol!

    #16020 1 year ago

    The biggest issue is you can’t make everyone happy! Some people just come to complain and whine! I think the only way they are happy is by complaining about everything! Just enjoy or drain the subject!

    #16022 1 year ago

    Lol! It was about your complaint! Drain the thread!

    Quoted from JethroP:I understand your complaint!

    #16074 1 year ago

    That’s pretty funny! I tried getting that phone number!

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    #16182 1 year ago

    Need a bigger boat!

    #16217 1 year ago

    Not far off! Lol

    #16254 1 year ago

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    #16755 1 year ago

    Lmao!

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    #17063 1 year ago

    Our LG Plasma has 21573 hours! I can’t believe that!

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    #17353 1 year ago

    Lmfao!

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    #17878 1 year ago

    Lmfao!

    Quoted from HarrieD:Schrödinger was a compulsive bipolarist who puts cats in boxes as highlight of his career.

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    #18104 1 year ago

    My dad did that with all of my exes! He would even tell them that is why they have to stand there! One denied being in the picture after he said it! Can’t say he wasn’t wrong! Lol

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    #18497 1 year ago

    I’ll help you with anything, but don’t ever expect me to do that! Lol

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    #18687 1 year ago

    This one was hilarious! I will use it!

    Quoted from Dee-Bow:[quoted image]

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    #19162 1 year ago

    Lmao! I know we would all be hunting her down!

    #19235 1 year ago

    That is awesome! I’m stealing it! Lol

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    #19553 1 year ago

    This is on Kijiji Ontario right now!

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    #19597 1 year ago

    Peaches, cherries, ruby grapefruit.

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    #19986 1 year ago

    One of my neighbours actually does that. He mostly plays movies on it. It’s pretty cool looking outside to see the back of his garage to watch a movie!

    Quoted from ForceFlow:

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    #20333 1 year ago

    Way more fun as well!

    #20336 1 year ago

    Lol!

    Quoted from JethroP:And there was that section behind the curtain too.

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    #21524 11 months ago

    Okay!

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    #21912 11 months ago

    Which one is it?

    #21914 11 months ago

    That’s what see.

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    #21919 11 months ago

    I didn’t do it for that. You both post great stuff! I thought maybe it was an Apple product problem again. I couldn’t open mail or upvote/downvote when that happened.

    Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:

    Is that girlloveswaffles (or something like that, I can't remember exactly and can't seem to look him/her up anymore)? He/she (I don't know) is one of my more regular downvoters, but going back and looking at various posts this same issue is occurring and that avatar is always missing now (previously it wasn't). Maybe I've been blocked by the person and that is what the reason is for the missing downvote avatar?

    #21942 11 months ago

    Lol! That’s aboot right eh!

    Quoted from bob_e:Sorry.....................
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    #22449 10 months ago

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    The pop wasn’t there!

    Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:I'm with mom on this one. Only thing that comes to my mind as an IT guy is a 404 browser error (page/resource not located), but I fail to see the humor in that.

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    #22546 10 months ago

    You are attacking his character in a thread HE CREATED to get him to unblock you?! AND, you want one of us to ask him to unblock you while you are threatening to attack his character, to say you won’t do it again?!

    Quoted from DanQverymuch:

    In a recent post JohnnyPinball007 said:

    So I don't understand why he has me blocked. It's not even for anything I did or said recently, he just did it when the block feature was recently added.
    As if it isn't a simple matter to briefly sign out and search for his posts here. Some are actually funny! (I only visit the thread on occasion, so it is no burden having to do so.)
    If someone would inform him that I promise not to criticize the ones that aren't funny ever again, and that I am sorry and I would appreciate being unblocked, I would thank you kindly.
    Otherwise I might have to explicitly point out how full of it he was in that little speech above. Wouldn't want to have to do that!

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    #23830 8 months ago

    I collect US $2 bills! I used to find them quite a lot but it’s been a while!

    Quoted from JethroP:

    I tried to spend a $2 bill at McDonald's drive up window once and the kid wouldn't accept it. Told me to get serious and pay with real money. I even asked for the manager but he wouldn't comply. Poor kid.

    #23831 8 months ago

    Kennedy is on a half dollar?! I’d love to find one of those!

    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:A few years ago, I found a little cash that I had put away and forgot about, and one time I went to KFC with the money, and the kid there thought the money was fake.
    If you really want to mess with the kids, Kennedy half dollars work great also.

    #23833 8 months ago

    I’m Canadian! I’ll do it next time I go over!

    Quoted from JethroP:I just go to the bank and ask for them. They always seem to have a few. Not sure about the Kennedy halfs. Haven't ever asked for them.

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    #24544 6 months ago

    That would actually be a pretty cool place to go!

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    #24921 6 months ago

    This one was awesome!

    Quoted from EJS:[quoted image]

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    #25181 5 months ago

    That’s pretty funny!

    Quoted from Slacker_Quacker:

    Is it breathtaking because they drown?

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    #27478 28 days ago

    I thought people stopped doing Upper Deckers in the 80/90’s?! lol! My kids are doing Squishies now! Tried stopping them by not going out to eat at fast food places.

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    #27607 20 days ago

    Absolutely!!!

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    #27612 20 days ago

    Not everyone carries an air compressor everywhere they go. Most people don’t even own an air compressor.

    Quoted from ZooDude:This one always baffles me, who has trouble getting stuck buckets apart? It's so easy I just don't get it.stick the air nozzle in there, they basically fly apart, how is this hard?

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