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Sadly this reminds me of way too many people.
(since OP has a lot of pics posted this is the one of the couple at dinner table who haven't taken pics of their food)
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Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:[quoted image]
Sadly this reminds me of way too many people.
(since OP has a lot of pics posted this is the one of the couple at dinner table who haven't taken pics of their food)
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I can't find the caption on my computer but there is one that reads....
"when I read about the dangers of drinking, I decided to give up reading".
Quoted from Oaken:Downtown Stillwater: candy shop, antique shop, bar, antique shop, restaurant, restaurant, antique shop, bar, antique shop, candy store, restaurant
Then every 4th business that decides to close at 5pm on a Saturday
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I’ve never watched GoT but based on the caption and the time period of their clothing I’m just going to guess that’s the show. What does that tell you when someone who hasn’t seen the show knows it’s bad?
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I remember a similar meme that was more timely for the year 2005 etc.
Wife says "take me somewhere expensive tonight".....so he pulls into the gas station.
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I was told the correct answer would be explained.
I’m still waiting
JohnnyPinball007 I hope you didn't post this yet. Thanks for sharing and brightening our days!
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(image of mind***k looking vehicle)
I had to double count my beers for tonight after looking at that car. I've concluded I'm still too sober.
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Hey I still have a Trinitron and still use it for when I want to play video games with a CRT.
8BBE2671-2E97-4E59-B0C2-761D6DF533FD (resized).jpegYou’d think these “if 2020 was....” pics would get old but they don’t. Keep them coming. More refreshing than the cat meme.
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I’m totally buying some bird seed this weekend and using this one.
Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:Last one for now.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
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Merry Christmas!
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Happy New Year fellow funny caption enthusiasts!
Quoted from xsvtoys:Excellent, I love the screaming woman cat meme. NOICE is a good one.
I sharted is better.
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:[quoted image]pic of chess players
That Snake and Ocelot?
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I've had a similar picture stored on my computer for years. I think the numbers are a bit more accurate?
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I don’t understand how people still install rolls mullet style. It’s one of my biggest pet peeves.
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Reminds me of this picture I took. There's a 50% chance I parked in that spot. Based on the tabs looks like this picture was taken just over 10 years ago.
IMAG0488 (resized).jpgSo out of curiosity I googled the parking lot where we parked that truck to see if they kept up the efficiency spots and looks like they still did. But a few whacked parking jobs just like the one above. I recall parking deliberately lopsided so I could take this picture. Don’t ask how I remember this but we were picking up or dropping off a CFTBL
Per the crypto I think they are doing a limited run of Bitcoin ATMs in the United States.
I like the fresh egg vending pic. They have a high caliber chain wrapped around like those are golden eggs.
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I can relate. If there’s a thunderstorm in the cities with the slightest report of hail, the following Saturday guys will come around with clipboards saying you need a new roof.
Don’t want to answer the door? Then look forward to a handful of their business cards scattering to your patio next time you open the storm door.
Last summer my neighbors (English their second language) were getting gaslit by a guy trying to sealcoat his driveway. Towards the end he was offering to do it for free and started to insult the guy. After listening to enough I was working my way over to step in. In the city of Woodbury you need a permit to door-to-door sell your business. Woodbury didn’t hand any out last summer due to Covid.
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Looks like something to submit to ThereIFixedIt
I was driving north of Lake Elmo last week and saw a sign at a gas station/convenience store and wanted to take a picture but didn't have time so I'll post what I saw;
Inquire inside for curbside pickup.
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Amen. My coworkers on the east coast can’t get to some of our customers service calls because of the gas shortage. Did I mentioned this is for medical device repair in emergency rooms?
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Anytime something news worthy at a gas station and it’s on TV there is ALWAYS someone with a cig standing in front of the propane exchange and trying to act really cool doing it.
This thread is starting to remind me of this scene from Becker. Sorry about the low video quality but just found it on YouTube.
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Anyone else have about 40 of those things following behind you?
Ever seen the front yard at Helm’s Deep?
Quoted from oldskool1969:I am so happy to see this thread boom as people really need to lighten up and laugh instead of being TRIGGERED all the time
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As they say, a good comedian has the ability to offend everyone. I think that’s a saying at least
….Posts funny memes hoping not to get downvoted….
…..meme so funny people laugh so hard they accidentally hit the downvote anyway….
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Some people might overlook the small warning sticker as it's hard to read.
On the kissing lips it says:
WARNING: Love is pain. Prepare for heartbreak.
Quoted from easye9901:DJ Fire Starter
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DJ Overload be poppin' breakers yo
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After the second slide I thought it was going to turn into a wine analogy after stomping on grapes.
Quoted from cosmokramer:Its a finger puppet...not sure what the problem is?
Read the verbiage for how to attach it to yourself.
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No debate. The answer is B
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I’ve always wanted to do this with a really strong magnet
Quoted from DanQverymuch:I know it's slightly more work posting items individually, but when a post has more than one item, it discourages me from upvoting.
I upvoted your post because I’m on autopilot
Quoted from swampfire:There are 10 types of people when it comes to binary.
Those that understand it and those who don’t.
Quoted from oldskool1969:don't get me started please
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Aha MASS confusion
Quoted from LTG:Made especially for pinball fans everywhere !
LTG : )
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I’m investing in pinball for the future generations. I’m just the middle man fixing the stuff up. Hopefully they’ll be better players than I am.
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If the G sounds like a J as in Jelly then how do you pronounce JIF peanut butter? It should be G as in gift.
I heard that on a talk show….that’s the best argument I’ve heard.
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Is he looking at the menu or is he watering their lawn?
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I’ve already been drinking pumpkin spiced coffee for 3 weeks. Got my pop tarts last week.
Quoted from ForceFlow:This image seems to be popular. I think this is the 3rd or 4th time it has appeared here.
There’s a few recently that make me say “hey that was only 2 pages back”
I don’t mind, it’s like rewatching a good comedy.
Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:[quoted image]built in air conditioning pants
It would be even more funny if behind her on the wall was one of those industrial signs that says “days without a workplace incident” and next to it was the number 0.
Quoted from swampfire:^^^ confirmed, Pinside loves poop jokes
This one got me laughing more than it should have.
Quoted from snowy_owl:This isn't a caption but I thought it was funny. Maybe it's just me.[quoted image]
The caption is in the price.
Quoted from LTG:It's a monkey lure for monkey fishing.
LTG : )
It didn’t work on this monkey I haven’t been to this thread in almost two whole days.
Quoted from LTG:Well duh. You aren't a vegetarian. You only eat meat.
LTG : )
A tomato is a fruit.
(Change my mind)
Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
How do you know who the right one is? When they are the wrong one were they once the right one?
This would be a good for the thinking raptor meme.
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I’m not making this up but last night I got into an elevator and the built in phone for emergency was playing that recording on speaker phone. They are supposed to be dedicated phone lines from the rest of the building so I assume it has an auto answer feature. Basically only one push button to use in the elevator which probably speed dials to the emergency answering service but DAMN those guys call everyone.
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Who owns the trademark of Jesus?
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Regarding the second pic….
701E18B6-7C82-4420-AF18-0BB14C8C3460 (resized).jpegQuoted from jeffspinballpalace:Haha. Do you burn em or keep them around for decoration? What does it smell like for realz?
You could buy those, then buy actual KFC and people will think you made the chicken yourself. Well maybe not KFC you couldn’t fail that bad at home if you tried. Maybe Canes or something.
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Hopefully the cricket paste will be gluten free. Then it won't be so bad
Quoted from Flowst:Busy flying all day, what did I miss?
Just got home from work. Idk what happened either. Hopefully not a permanent thread ban.
Quoted from swampfire:I still remember mind fondly.
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+1 my dreams 9 out of 10 never disappoint. 1 in 10 sometimes boring. I still remember dreams throughout the last couple decades.
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:[quoted image] Storm Trooper
This has been me at least twice tonight
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