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Funny captions thread

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    #4180 2 years ago
    Quoted from RWH:

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    '76 ! Crazy

    #4226 2 years ago

    The racist stereotype that black people love chicken is a lil outdated Jeff. Don't know how funny that is.

    #4232 2 years ago
    Quoted from jorro:

    Dude, to me its just a kid
    I would look at the bucket like that too (unless teacher had big boobs)and i am kinda mocca collored
    I dont think it was ment to be racist ???
    But if it was ... then indeed its stupid.

    I dunno if it was meant to be as well. Jeff seems to be a good guy.. just systematic and not really funny. There wasn't even a caption. So what is the joke then?

    If you don't think (or don't know) it's racist just Google why people make jokes about black people eating chicken

    #4237 2 years ago

    He didn't take it wrong. You misinterpreted the captionless photo of a poorly photo shopped pic. It's lame dude

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    #4690 2 years ago

    Or.. maybe ask this guy!

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    #5310 2 years ago

    Dude.. thanks fir sharing..but don't worry if people bring that into here..u be u! I love our pinball community.. from the old-school rednecks.. to the canceled culture kids.. its not personal..its just a joke! Cheers to your kiddo too!

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    #5461 2 years ago

    We don't.. You’ve exhausted the meme

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    #5636 2 years ago

    Next time you're feeling down just remember life is all about perspective...

    I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

    #5701 2 years ago

    I'm Canadian and don't use metric ever! My tape measure at work don't have metric numbers.. I convert the blueprints on my phone.

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    #5772 2 years ago
    Quoted from zr11990:

    Its obvious you dont live in the south. They do like fried chicken and they do like watermelon. So what, so do I. How many of them are you around up there in Canada.

    Them? If by them.. u mean humans.. ya, we got a couple! Ya redneck! Having a bad day? Tell us what's really bugging you!

    #5776 2 years ago
    Quoted from zr11990:

    Decided to just drop the whole thing.

    Have a great weekend dude.. everyone's stressful lately! Take care

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    I confess i had to take writing classes up to grade 5. And I still print everything except my signature!

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    #6725 2 years ago

    The fucking stupid are the ones who don't think these vehicles were "demilitarized" and rendered useless.. and why's he talking about that stupid crap on here?

    Quoted from swampfire:

    Who are you saying is “fucking stupid” here?

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    I get told i look a lot like the guy in the last two.. seems like once a week i hear.. "do people ever tell you that you look like the guy from the hangover?!" u mean alan garner*

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    M R DUCKS
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    I do agree the Chris brown one is a lil tooo much. But after watching Dave Chappelle i think nothings off game! He's great

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    #8537 2 years ago
    Quoted from DanQverymuch:

    Dwayne Johnson on a chicken?

    Turd on a bird

    #8540 2 years ago
    Quoted from Oaken:

    I am not up to date on The Rock drama….what did he do that he is a turd?

    Nothing..i just didnt wanna type rock on a cock

    #8693 2 years ago

    Jokes on you. Dorothy Houndstooth is a saint!

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    #8969 2 years ago

    Every day I want to post this exact thought.

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    Yawn

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    #9899 2 years ago
    Quoted from Zartan:

    It took me a minute! Lmao!

    And for the rest of you, take your time you'll make it. I swear!

    #10067 2 years ago

    As in you have a favorite bon jovi video?

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    #10776 2 years ago

    Those were All Awesome Johnny! (Skydiving, geiko, and the beer lady one's earn extra props!!) You even started a pattern here.. you have Jeff posting actual funny posts and not just completely random boring stuff off the internet! (Seriously, thanks!) Keep it up ol' timers

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    #11744 2 years ago

    How are Indian tribes funny?! I gotta be missing something about that picture..i don't get it. You're not a blatant racist so what's the funny part here? Serious question!

    #11749 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    Dee-Bow are u a fool? drain the thread and you’ll be happier.

    Are you just posting completely random shit off the internet to achieve some sort of pinside achievement award? Wtf, Who is the fool Jeff?
    Edit* the post directly above confirms it.

    #11764 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    Everything isn’t going to be up to your standards of humor I am sure but it is a snapshot of America about 100 years ago. Looks much different than it does now 100 years later. Funny? Odd? Nothing big just a meme that you like and appreciate or you don’t.
    I find it fascinating and because of it’s historical value it had much personal value. I could explain some of those specifics, but that is boring. It probably means nothing to many and that is expected. To those that enjoy, add an up vote. Of course Dee-Bow is welcome here. After all he has only accused me of being racist in 2 separate posts, asking me to help him see why his own racial biases and stereotypes can’t explain a post to his satisfaction. He’s got to learn to shut his fat mouth. A simple meme should not required a 300 word explanation or it has missed its mark. American Tribe meme has failed miserably.

    I said you're definitely not a racist, c'mon! I like most of your posts.. i just didn't understand that one at all. My geography knowledge isn't that good and i never recognized the states were different shapes on that map.. & of course i wasn't leaving! I just like reading the funny shit.. that's all. Not every joke is funny but some post seems like they aren't jokes at all.

    #11765 2 years ago
    Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:

    that is your opinion and I appreciate it. This is a basement thread, there are no rules. Come here to enjoy yourself and unwind. Nothing too cerebral. Just a bunch of posts about nothing. That so many of them make sense, is surprising.

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    Older the berry the sweeter the juice!

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    Quoted from Zartan:

    I wanted to be a herpetologist so badly. I used to breed Poison Arrow Frogs(dendrobates pumilio, auratus) for years. The problem is the flightless fruit flies were EVERYWHERE in the house. I miss the frogs though.

    So the only problem with breeding frogs was the fruit flies? I would assume it would be holding their legs apart.

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    Quoted from WJxxxx:

    One exception is the garter snake (Thamnophis), which is small and harmless in terms of its bite but is toxic to eat because its body absorbs and stores the toxins of its prey (newts and salamanders).

    Thanls Google

    #12342 2 years ago

    You suggesting you didn't copy that and rewrite it like it was your own words? Lame!

    According to biologists, the term venomous is applied to organisms that bite (or sting) to inject their toxins, whereas the term poisonous applies to organisms that unload toxins when you eat them. This means that very few snakes are truly poisonous. The vast majority of snake toxins are transferred by bite. One exception is the garter snake (Thamnophis), which is small and harmless in terms of its bite but is toxic to eat because its body absorbs and stores the toxins of its prey (newts and salamanders).

    Poisonous animals include most amphibians (that is, frogs, toads, salamanders, etc.), which carry around some amount of toxins on their skin and within their other tissues, such as the highly toxic poison secreted by various poison dart frogs. These chemicals are strong enough that they can be deadly to humans, so you would be wise to keep these creatures off your menu.

    #12344 2 years ago

    A day late and a dollar short. Nice try tho!

    Strong work!

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    Quoted from girloveswaffles:

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    And yes, there is a Cotton Ln., a zoo and a Prison there.

    I hope the 'surprise' is they're the same place! Theifs stays with the tigers...or maybe with the venomous snakes!

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    Quoted from DanQverymuch:

    Funny, they glued a Jenga set together for the roller coaster shot. Clever!
    But if you think for half a second, you couldn't even play Jenga on the ground with one person holding up the stack.

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    Jeff, I'm running out of upvotes.. gonna need to borrow some of Johnny's

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    Quoted from swampfire:

    I guess I have a darker sense of humor than some. Sorry if offended anyone. I have 4 rescue cats myself, I’m not a bad person.

    I for one believe you probably would condone the behavior of actually feeding cats to coyotes.. and took it as nothing more than a joke! Carry on

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    #15692 1 year ago

    My YouTube guilty pleasure is Haircut Harry. A dude travels the world and silently gets his hair cut. Sometimes they speak, not often. Why the hell do i watch that!

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    #17875 1 year ago

    What's a frock?

    Annnd who's schrodinger?!

    #18010 1 year ago
    Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:

    I knew I shouldn’t have posted that, sorry.

    Those were all in good fun. Annd they were funny! We're all guilty of it! But hey, if you cant laugh at yourself..who can ya laugh at!

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    Not very funny from where I'm sitting but....

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    I literally came in here to steal a meme today.. hahahaha. Fak. Too late! Love it

    #18552 1 year ago

    I identify with the chonk..

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    That doesn't even make sense. Since when do they neuter the "weenie". Poor dog. You sir need a new vet

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    Never brag about your age …

    A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.

    On her way home, she stops at to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the assistant, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.

    ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’

    ‘No! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.

    A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.

    The girl replies, ‘I’d say about 29.’‘No, I’m 50.’ the woman replies with a big smile.

    Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a another shop on her way home. She goes up to the counter to and asks the assistant the same burning question.

    The assistant responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’ Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’

    While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks JohnnyPinball007 who was waiting next to her the same question.

    He replies, ‘Madam, I’m old and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then, I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’

    She waits in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, ‘Oh screw it, go on then"

    He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her bre*sts together and rubs them against each other.

    After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay.....How old am I?’

    He completes one last squeeze of her breasts removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’

    Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’

    ‘I was behind you at McDonalds’.

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    Haha.. Johnny is awesome! Just like LTG, showing my appreciation. I think.Pinside is better with Johnny here! (i know this isn't the confession thread!) I'll find a joke to post to keep thread going! And good luck RWH to you and the who-dey! Nation .. rootin' fir your Bengals
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    More laziness:[quoted image]

    I consider that pure genius!

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    How dare you... how dare you!

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    I scroll past all star trek memes

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    #20145 1 year ago
    Quoted from swampfire:

    I just didn’t get the “funny” part of his post. Maybe I’m missing something.

    You're obviously not from Texas!

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    when there's 145 new posts

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    #21587 11 months ago
    Quoted from bob_e:

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    May the ninth be with you too

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    #21763 11 months ago
    Quoted from Aquapin:

    That would be Wolfenstein... kids these days don't even recognize a classic

    I would say it's a photoshopped internet joke and not real anyways

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    Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:

    I'm confused. Can someone please explain this to me? On this post it shows a +1 on the votes (2 up & 1 down), but when viewing the detail it shows there are no downvotes.[quoted image]

    I think most of the posts in here are just reposted from Facebook groups. Facebook is toxic. Any political/race/ religion shit is just not tolerated or needed in here. while this place can be toxic as well in some threads, they definitely have a set of rules and expectations for us to follow. Also, if you're not blocked by at least one pinsider... are you even trying! Haha, i know I've made a few lists. Can't agree with everyone! Btw, i steal some of yours (& others) to send elsewhere on Instagram and shit!

    #21928 10 months ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    I have never been in Facebook, and I never plan to.
    I have never blocked anyone here, and I never plan to.
    I have never left a downvote, and I never plan to.
    The way I look at it, is everyone is different these days, but I wish we could all get back to a place in time where we used to either laugh, or roll our eyes, and that was it.
    I believe in together we stand, and divided we fall.
    And this is the funny captions thread, so:[quoted image]

    I hear ya.. and 100% agree. I never blocked anyone but noticed I've been! Crazy world as far as what's offensive and not allowed nowadays. But here we are! Dammit Johnny, i hope I'm not turning into a snowflake but i don't mind them running a tight ship. Keeps people in line, humans tend to abuse their online privileges.. (obviously not everyone!)

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    Hey Bob, remind us what's the 4th rule of humor is again!

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    That's clearly photo-shopped. C'mon mannnn!

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    Quoted from freeplay3:

    99% of the time if something gets moderated on this thread it's hilarious. Sad I missed it

    Or political and usually lame anyways

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    Quoted from amkoepfer:

    Cant upvote that enough. Oldest is over it, but now the 4 year old is really into it. Elf for at least 13 years total. Only so many ideas for that thing

    Really? Maybe you're not putting in the effort

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    #26021 3 months ago

    All hail the King! 78!! Dayumm.

    #26034 3 months ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    o-din probably owns that record though. I'm so glad he is back now.
    Anyway:[quoted image]

    You were correct.. 134 ! Make my 24 look lilke peanuts

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    #26055 3 months ago
    Quoted from Mr_Tantrum:

    Christmas is in the same month as it was only 46 posts before. Just sayin’.

    Welll. . It was originally me saying something about the will smith /washing machine post. It clearly sucks as it's been discussed so many times.. and still is after that post! But i like EJS & didn't wanna shit on his post! It still doesn't make sense to me tho if you're asking!
    * i deleted it and posted the 1st thing i seen in my pictures! So i must of saved it to re-use

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