Purists, look away.
In short....a red sharpie costs about $250 less than sideart.
...and I'm cheap.
If you want to see the entire, incredibly gripping album, go here: http://s852.photobucket.com/albums/ab88/pmwolf/Safecracker%20Sideart/?action=view¤t=IMG_3631.jpg
There are pics of a cat for your wife to enjoy.
Pete