So back in college at Pitt I was partying at our house with my girlfriend, a stunningly attractive girl Brandy that was attending a stewardess school downtown. Two of her friends show up (Amber & Tara), and pull the old “can we see your room?”

So all three of us go downstairs (my room was the entire basement), and next thing you know they ask my buddy Dave to leave, who sadly was sitting there by himself smoking a bong. After his dramatic exit, we indulged in a friendly game of cards, during which articles of clothing....well, the rest is history.

Although a true story, coming up with my username was not nearly as exciting:

Colson Derby III = colsond3

Tried to go with my PinballOwners.com handle edflipperhands, but for some reason here it wouldn’t let me.

After meeting you in person I would never think the latter....

I think he was making a joke, and referring to “that person of whom we do not speak.”

Hahahahahahahaha...Odiner. Always keepin it real.

But he brought his Magic Girl so everybody could play it…oh wait, it’s an unplayable game.