I might as well give this a try too!
Gottlieb: Cue Ball Wizard, not complete, but I have all the parts to make complete $2126.00
Bally: Eight Ball X 2, only one backglass, but I have 3 playfields. You can make 1 really nice one ! $1898.00 for everything.
Bally: Strange Science, the neon topper is broken/missing. Have replacement topper plastic and neon tube. Has NOS ramp. Not sure if it works properly. $2050.75
Gottlieb: Ice Fever x 2, both work and are decent games. Also have a NOS ,clearcoated playfield to throw in as one playfield is trashed. A real bargain at $1922 for both!
Gottlieb: Incredible Hulk. Dont work, backglass has crazing, playfield is nice. $1272.00
Williams: Fire Power II: It doesnt fire! Perfect playfield and backglass. Looks like it needs power supply rebuild and interconnect rebuild. $1621.99
Williams: Laser Cue: Looks like the backbox was scorched with a laser. $999.99
Stern: Lightning, just a mess. Yours for only $828.00
Stern: Meteor, backglass is shot. Nice playfield. Hasn't worked in at least 20 years. Great project! $666.67
Stern: Dracula , everything is nice except the backglass. I ordered an new one from Transylvania Pinball. Should be here next full moon. $821.00
Bally: Evel Knevel, needs an overhaul, just like most of Evel's Harley's did. $1222.22
Bally: KISS. Bad cabinet, trashed playfield, horrible backglass, and whatever else I threw in there. Priced to move at $2333.33
If you buy it all, I will throw in a 400lb Konami Fisherman's Bait arcade game at absolutely no charge.
All prices are firm, or somewhat firm. We can negotiate, but I will just come back on Pinside and make fun of your offers.
Bring a truck and I will supply the shovel and Old Milwaukee.
Surely, I can't be serious. Or could I?