Really?

Your wife would care?

I've got a Sexy Girl plus two different Playboys, and all my little nieces and nephews, aunts and uncles (and my 80 year old mother when she was alive) have played them.

No one has ever been offended, or tried to shield the children's eyes.

I've had many work parties where everyone was invited to bring their kids, and no one was ever like OMG! The kids don't even pay attention to them, they play one ball, and then only want to play Xbox on the 10ft screen.

It's a big nothing.

From what I've seen, kids have all the real porn they need right on their phones.

(do not let them show you the "horse gag" video, you have been warned )