You really cant please everyone. Wait maybe you can...
For stern fanboys ONLY:
Our loved leader provided a great day for metallica pro pinball. Game was so very good and party so very great. JJP could not do this, they are weak.
*Insert photo of Gary Stern to look like Kim Jong Il*
His humble leaderness has granted us the ability to play this game at the local theater. I must be there at all times to play forever, yay!
Much Love for our great leader, his launch parties are untouchable! His games are perfect in every way!!
For JJP Fanboys ONLY:
Ugh I shouldn't even admit to this but I tried out a stern launch party yesterday. It SUCKED. The game was ugly and not rainbow colored. Plus like anyone could just buy it, not exclusive at all. They didnt even clear the cabinet. Talk about just throwing it out there to make a buck.
They even had a tournament, the crappy game broke like 40 times (4th wall, they worked flawlessly the whole time) Oh well, I almost got a shipping comfirmation for WOZ yesterday, feeling good about this week! BTW, WOZ is on location at Ocean City NJ Might go check it. I heard theres a metallica close to my house but YUCK!
*Insert picture of Jack photoshopped to look like jesus here*
For EM Guys:
TOO LOUD, TOO BRIGHT, DID NOT GO!
For Bally/Williams holdouts:
Stern made yet another half cocked attempt at a game and I reluctantly went to the launch party (To make fun of the stern guys who dont know any better, you know). BOOOOO the quality just wasnt there and all the great games have already been made. So mad at myself for wasting my time. BOOO. There is one of these disasters on location close to my house, but I can play my trusty Bad Cats at home so why bother!
*Insert picture of Popeye saves the earth photoshopped to look like Cactus Canyon here*
For everyone else:
Went to the Metallica launch party yesterday. It was a lot of fun, games looks great! Didn't get much of a chance at it due to the tournament but I found one close to home on location and it plays awesome, I kind of want one of these now!