Quoted from trecemaneras:The Six Stages of Toxic Fandom, pinball edition:
(with credit to fantasy author Sam Sykes)
Stage 1: I love pinball!
Stage 2: I own pinball.
Stage 3: I control pinball.
Stage 4: I can't control pinball.
Stage 5: I hate pinball.
Stage 6: I must destroy pinball.
Tag your friends who are well into stage 4 and teetering on the brink of stage 5!
This is hilarious! Haha