Quoted from Blackbeard:
I find your commentary insulting. There are women on this site and pinside does not tolerate personal attacks of any nature.
1. Pretty sure any "women" that would be offended by the word douch are already long gone...
2. Best way to ensure you're not called one is to not act like one.
If your making a serious offer, might want to consider a PM, otherwise, it will be (correctly) perceived as boorish trolling.