The other dude sold his - finally! - so maybe you should start threatening to pull the ad down. To get the proper effect, you'll have to threaten it over and over. And over.
Good luck, sir - yours is a gorgeous example! Be safe on your deployment ... we all honor your service.
P.S. KISS was hands down my favorite band as a kid in the 70s. Can I get shout out for all the pinheads who loved Christine Sixteen?