Canmore, AB
This "fore sale " ad blows!!!!
Were's the:
"Waspinat0r is part of an elite group of individuals with lower than average intelligence levels that gain early access to games in return for surrendering their much needed brain cells for testing."
Were's the:
"You're just mad that I have more masculinity seeping out of my ass than you've got in your entire body."
I'd buy your game in a second and I'd probably pay $1,000 more than your asking but without Wifeinat0r here to comment and endorse this game, I think it's probably only worth $2,500 at best 
QSS
