The most hilarious part is he says the bumps and bruises are all part of the charm. Nostalgia! You can almost see the cigarettes burning down on the lock bar! The drunk slamming his heel into the coin door because it ate his quarter. And, shiver, its hard to even say this, but the image is now burned into my brain: the repeated 12 inch slide saves that no doubt render this games innards essentially useless.
Epic first post.