Eh, why not add #424. This thread has been fantastic.
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What's a maroon? Sorry, I know you meant moron (unless you were calling him a British firework), but I thought I would get us one more post closer to that 500 goal. 
Added over 6 years ago: Uggggh, I've been crucified by the Pinside community for not getting someone's previous post! At least we're keeping the thread alive and well...
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The price has dropped a whole dollar! At $3,300, I thought no way. $3,299, now it's finally within my budget.
Quoted from rai:if it’s not selling in 50 days on the market I’d lower the price in this case ~$2299 should sell.
Would that price include the legs? Or sold separately?
I might be too new for that one. Do you have a link for that ad or a key phrase I can search for? #imamaculate
I can't believe this morning we were making a run on 600 and now we're 10 away from 700. What a day!?!
Quoted from Mudflaps:https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/best-of-pinside-threads
Linked in the first post. Prepare for twists, turns, and an ending that makes Avengers Infinity War look like an episode of Full House.
Excellent thread that you created. They were all amusing.
Unfortunately Pinside said I didn't have access to the last topic about the guy who wouldn't STFU on the plane. Never heard of the "basement" area of Pinside.
I'm just happy to be a part of Pinside history.
Anyone know the all-time record for number of posts on a Pinside ad?
Quoted from Atari_Daze:omg an hour w/o a post, where did you people go?
Right? Yesterday was magic.
Quoted from jkashani:#749 and counting. 1,000 by labor day or bust. Nice legs, said no one ever on this thread.
The way this thread has exploded, I be we'll get to 1,000 by the end of June.
Quoted from jewboyflowerhead:Hey op, where are my 700+ posts? Also, mine isn't missing plastics or require board work
https://pinside.com/pinball/market/classifieds/ad/64113
If I would have saw your ad before I sold my NBAFB a few weeks ago, I would have traded you straight up in Ames, IA (rough halfway point). Good luck with your sale. You should thank the OP for the free publicity you're getting off this thread. 
Quoted from delt31:wow this is some next level _ right here
I'll take that as a compliment. 
Quoted from mcclad:If you look at this picture quickly, it kind of sort of looks like the machine has legs.
Actually, you're right. Did I just improve the value of the pin?
Quoted from mcclad:Maybe I should buy this machine. Does anyone know where I can get my driveway powder coated?
LOL! You have been asking some great questions tonight. I'm hopeful the OP will respond, which will in turn blaze a trail of another 100 posts.
Quoted from mcclad:I was 737, which is my address. If you drive by you will notice my pins are not set up in the driveway.
That's funny. I know a guy who actually stores them in his cul-de-sac.
Quoted from CollinT:Nice avatar!
For a minute, I thought the OP actually upvoted one of my posts. Then I realized it was only TheLaw and became extremely disappointed.
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Damnit thelaw, thanks for making this even more confusing.
How is TheLaw making it even more confusing?
Quoted from TheLaw:one of us...one of us...
Hey twin! Now only if we could get the others to drink the Kool-Aid...
Very dumb question (and I don't want to get blasted by Pinside for not knowing), but where is this avatar from? *Hopeful the OP can explain*
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Wait, what just happened here...
My other twin brother from another mother.
Encroaching 900 posts. These last three days have been a lot of fun, but I wonder what I'll do once this thing sells... BWAHAHAHAHA, who am I kidding?
Quoted from AFM95:Very carefully.
Or you can remember that my high score initials are 600. Either way works.
Quoted from Cycloneman:you know everytime i see that avatar i think its really the OP's real look..Lol!!!
i'm waiting for him to start selling moon dust
I appreciate TheLaw taking this thread to the next level.
Sorry to break off topic, but when the hell is ABF going to deliver my zero play Dialed In today? That's right, zero plays in the past 12 years!
The way this is playing out, 1,000 posts easily by midnight. Let's keep it PST just to give us a buffer.
Wait, has the OP been selling a table top version of Baywatch this whole time? Do we really need the legs?
Quoted from Topher5000:Disappointed. I came to work today expecting over 1000 posts. Guess I'll get back to work.
Wrong answer. Correct answer is:
Get to posting. With this thread, it's Work < Pinside.
Quoted from CollinT:Forgot, I have played Baywatch. This one has the upgraded black legs on it.
Tell them they set it up incorrectly. No seriously, tell them.
According to my scores on DI, here's how you should rank value when buying a Baywatch pin:
1. No legs = no problem
2. Is it Imamaculate? If so, continue to #3.
3. Treat yo self (hopefully some of you get this)
4. Does it have under 600 plays in the last year?
If you can answer yes to all four, you have a Baywatch pin valued at laughable.
20180601_110321 (resized).jpgQuoted from wayout440:Isn't it about time the seller dropped the price another dollar and told us about how it only has 600 plays in the last 12 years?
The answer is always yes.
Quoted from ToucanF16:Damn, this place is hopping. I’m gone about two weeks and see over 600 new posts! No way I can catch up on all that reading!
Hey Business Cat! I'm a big fan of your memes. Do you have any related to Baywatch?
Quoted from rai:It reminds me of that Price is right game where you need to rearrange the numbers to come up with the correct.
I’ll guess $2,399
I wish I could upvote this twice. Great comment, it literally made me laugh out loud.
Quoted from zh2oson:I think the OP is ghosting us.
Another post I want to upvote about 10x.
Bump for the west coast, our Aussie/Kiwi friends (those in Asia too) and all of Europe which should be waking up soon.
I don't know what's worth more. The machine itself or the brand recognition we have brought to this pin.
Quoted from Ballypin:HOLY CRAP.
Price has just been lowered to 3100 on CL.
Where do I send my money ??
I might buy the Eight Ball Champ in Lexington, KY instead. $1,195, INCREDIBLE shape and there were only 1500 made which makes it rare. I bet the guy is more reasonable than the Baywatch seller.
Quoted from ImNotNorm:What is your bid for this showcase without going over?
I'm sorry, I absolutely lost it when I scrolled to the second picture. LMAO!
Quoted from NPO:Would someone please go downvote this so it'll break 100? Post #9 on page 1.
I'm dying here for the triple digits. It almost hurts.
Rock the Downvote
BREAKING NEWS (and no, this isn't a joke): The Posting on Craigslist for an Imamaculate Baywatch Pin is Gone!
In just a moment, we'll speculate on whether this pin actually sold, Pinsiders flagged the OP's post for highway robbery, or if the machine was hauled out of the cul-de-sac by a million angry fire ants looking for a new home.
Quoted from jmountjoy111:louisville.craigslist.org link
It must have expired and been renewed.
I’d actually love to have the game. It’s super close to me and I’ve dealt with the op before. My previous transaction went pretty well. But I just couldn’t do $3100 for it.
PHEW! He must have moved it to Louisville's CL from Lexington's. I was worried our thread was coming to an end.
I'm glad to hear you've had a positive transaction with the OP. If you do end up buying this pin (at a more reasonable price of course), your first game has to be played on the floor. Pictures of this would win you the Internet and more importantly, you'd become a Pinsider legend.
Quoted from BenB:From OP’s other for sale thread I spotted the legendary immaculate Baywatch pin.
You spelled imamaculate wrong. 
Quoted from beergut666:I'm thinking about buying it so I can take it to expos and let people get their picture taken with the most famous (and immaculate) pinball machine in the world. Of course it will not be on the floor to play, wouldn't want to sully that 600 play provenance.
This has to be one the floor when played. It will lose half of its value the moment you attach legs on it.
Has anyone actually contacted the OP to see the game? Or are we waiting for him to knock off another $1,000 off the price first?
Quoted from winteriscoming:I'm going to join you. Lexington, KY is in close enough proximity to me that I get the joy of seeing this listed on my local Louisville CL searches as a local ad AND twice more in the few local results extended search section because of the Lexington and Cincinnati listings!
Solution to your problem: Less focus on Craigslist ads and more focus on creating new JP T-Rex mods please.
Sincerely,
All JP Owners
I'm back and disappointed in the lack of posts.
I'm only saying this to count another post toward our next magical number of 2000.
Quoted from mcclad:Would any grounding mods have to be done, or is this machine already grounded because it has no legs?
LOL! That sounds like a Deep Thoughts quote from Jack Handy.
Quoted from estrader:I feel sorry for the pinsider who actually buys this baywatch...the down votes coming your way for ending this thread will put your reputation on a level rivaled by only wantdataeast
Hey now! That could be me.
I'm waiting for his 50% off Black Friday sale.
Quoted from wantdataeast:Pinside moderators and pinside user using my Avatar as their own.
I am copyright owner of that alien image. In 1997 I commission that image created. Outside of his use of the image, I am the sole owner of its use.
If you are using it (or any part of it) as your avatar, you hereby informed that you are to stop immediately.
Pinside moderators, I would politely request that you enforce this request.
You aren't politely requesting this (see screenshot of your PM to me below). You're being a bully about it.
I'm more than happy to change my avatar for you, but you don't have to be an @$$%&#% about it. When you're calling others d-bags, you're being hypocritical.
Quoted from Litedpinballmods:I did not even know, post 1,500 I win, I win. Do I get a imamaculate pinball of my choice?
You will get sued.
Quoted from cosmokramer:Oh, and to answer your question that you PMed me; I would prefer to be served at home instead of work...Tuesdays are usually good for me....
Please try to get it in the mail early in the week, I really hope to have it by next weekend...
Since the OP disappears two weeks at a time, you're better off pre-filling out a cease and desist for him. That way, you can serve yourself since he probably doesn't have the legs to do it.
Happy Father's Day to all the Dads and Pin-Dads (those without kids, but treat their pins like their children) out there.
I told my wife I'll be spending a good chunk of my time today putting high scores on Dialed In, with tributes to the OP and this thread.
Whatever you guys choose to do today, make it a great day!
Quoted from ImNotNorm:I'll take requests. The only issue is finding the right GIFs that correspond with the "copyrighted" alien head.
Shoot me suggestions and I'll see what I can do....i just cant make any promises though.
ImNotNorm Can I be your apprentice GIF maker? I know you sent me some directions via PM about paint.net, but unfortunately I'm more of a visual guy when it comes to learning. However, once I learn the steps... it's GIF City! 
Quoted from ImNotNorm:Just fire me suggestions in a PM with the link of the GIF.
I will definitely take you up on that offer. However, I'd like to take some work off of your plate.
Quoted from ImNotNorm:PM me and I'll explain to you the tools I use. I can't do an entire walkthrough for you...but I'll give you some info + tips if you're interested.
1) You're THE BEST at the GIFs. Some would say you have a GIF(t). Okay, that was corny as hell.
2) Your directions on how to edit a GIF is spot on. However, as a novice, it's taking me hours to even get it right. Unfortunately, I don't have that kind of time since I rather be playing pinball. (And let's be real, no one is as good as you)
I think I'm going to stick to my solid B+ meme game.
Baywatch Club Thread - 2,514
Imamaculate Baywatch Thread - 1,704 and counting
Just over 800 to go boys.
Here's how cosmokramer and the OP should ideally settle their copyright issue...
cosmowrestling.PNGQuoted from AFM95:Here's how cosmokramer and the OP should ideally settle their copyright issue...
ImNotNorm This might take a bit to create, but can I request a Cosmo/OP wrestling GIF? Heck, I'll even settle for boxing.
Thank you,
All of Pinside
Quoted from Palmer:©2018 wantdataeast.
I have no words... just an insane amount of laughter. Guys, I need to get SOME work done today.
Quoted from swillie:OMG, ROTFL!! Well it's on now, Hue...
I feel like we're in the middle of a "Meme/GIF/Video Battle" right now.
ImNotNorm ,you better have something good to answer Palmer !!
Quoted from rai:Omg that’s hilarious even the stamp has alien head.
I'm glad you're loving the stamp. I also changed "United We Stand" to "United We Laugh."
Quoted from rai:There are so many great ones but my vote goes to mailman, Hoff eating burger on the ground and lieutenant Dan maybe I’m forgetting some.
You're forgetting every one of thehuemanatee's GIFs. In all seriousness, I've never been a part of a thread with such amazing material. Hard to choose a favorite. The memes, GIFs and videos have all been just short of imamaculate.
Off the top of my head, the three that stick out most to me are "Lieutenant Dan", "Adolf Video", and pretty much every GIF that @thehuemantee has made.
Quoted from InfiniteLives:also, I took the only moderation of this entire thread for the team here lol:
https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/for-sale-baywatch-nearly-imamaculate/page/9#post-4403164
For some reason I must have missed that post! I just gave it a 50-burger with an upvote.
The bigger question is, why was your post moderated?
Quoted from Bwilson:I think I'm going to have a shirt made and start wearing this out when I play pin also for TPF next year.
Alien head on the front... "Imamaculate" on the back...
Hell someone should start printing these up and selling them at conventions. I'm sure people would buy them.
Apparently you missed the OP's PSA and post #1460.
"Send me your name and address via PM and I will get the legal ball rolling."
Have you ever seen the Chappelle skit of Howard Dean? It's classic.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/glotfh/chappelle-s-show-black-howard-dean---uncensored
Quoted from ImNotNorm:I'm trying to extend the friendship olive branch to the OP....
All is forgiven (however I still want my Toasty GIF). 
Quoted from rai:Anyone want an immamuculate Potc $6k Cash hit me up.
My boy Randy Moss!
Get you 84 jerseys out!
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Beeblcosmokramer On a serious note, did you receive the copyright documentation from the OP? Your avatar is telling me the answer is NO.
LMAO! I really need to watch the new seasons of Trailer Park Boys. Thanks for the reminder @thehuemanatee!
Quoted from ImNotNorm:That greasy caveman Sam Lasco was even there doing security at the entrance. I yelled at him for on autograph but he was waking away toward the hot dog cart.
Bwahaha! Sam is totally a caveman. I appreciate you sharing your TPB stories. They gave me a good laugh.
You've seen this video of "Rickyisms," right?
Quoted from cosmokramer:No, but I imagine if its going to show up it will be some time this week.
Im just curious as to what the damages are, he said he will sue me for damages.
I just hope it happens soon, I hate this avatar and want my old one back...
Apparently he was too cheap to spend the $6.70 for two-day priority delivery.
In-regards to damages, you should counter sue. Do you know how much value you have added to his avatar?!? He should be sending you a thank you letter.
Quoted from rai:Like Randy Moss put this thread in the Hall of fame.
Vikings GIFs that are positive in nature or anti-Packer always get my upvote.
(10 minutes later) - Okay, I guess I'll take it. Just over 600 more posts in 12 days and we'll pass the Baywatch Fan Club!
Quoted from Pinzap:I love this thread and can’t wait to see the creative updates.
However, I can’t help but wonder what the post count would be without all the posts talking about the post count (including this one?).
I'd downvote your post, but you are contributing to the total count. 
Quoted from swillie:Could this be " The Imamaculate Reception " ?
Bwahaha! I love that GIF. Nice work!
Moss to Moe Williams just before time expired in the 1st half. Vikings started the season 6-0, then $#%& the bed and missed the playoffs.
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Oh thehuemanatee, not even an alien head on bob?
ImNotNorm Are you getting lazy on us?
cosmokramer We're glad to have you back to your old self.
Was it the C/D letter that did it? Or are you planning to purchase the legendary myth of a pin so you can own a piece of Pinside history?
While I agree without the OP's help, this thread is on its way out. However, we are only 482 posts away from the final milestone: Passing the Baywatch Club's total post count. I think we'll get there. We're only a C/D letter, an asinine comment by the OP, or a price drop away from firing this back up.
Quoted from rai:No, OP is like the the Vikings and Pinside is like the Eagles, who beat them up one side and down the other.
Touche'. I like to pretend the Saints victory was our last game of the year. We forgot to show up in Philly.
For non-sports guys, this can also be considered an imamaculate reception.
Quoted from Palmer:Or the better team just won?
I give the Eagles credit for playing incredibly well in the playoffs. Every game they came through. Atlanta could have easily have won in the divisional round, but the Eagles stopped them four straight plays from inside the 10. Home field advantage means everything.
Quoted from swillie:So I take it they've been issuing those free parking passes for say 12 years now?
Only 600 visitors in the last 12 years.
The park was in imamaculate condition, except the beach was closed, all toilets were broken, flies everywhere, more weeds than grass, roads went from pavement to dirt and back to pavement again, garbage cans were completely full, and no one picked up after their dogs. Other than that, it's a must see.
Quoted from DennisDodel:Did the picnic tables have legs?
No picnic tables, but we brought cardboard so we didn't have to eat off the asphalt in the parking lot. It ended up working out really well.
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