Well, Mr Owl could only take 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie pop. It actually takes 252 licks, or 84 times more.

So, by this math, the imamaculate Baywatch does not have 600 plays but rather has 50,400.

THAT would explain the flipper button wear

Snatched. I see what you did there.

Hurry?? It’s been on CL for 2 weeks and has been spoofed.

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I want imamaculate leg bolts and levelers.

Let’s start a pool....I say 1000 posts by noon, June 2nd.

NO. The game does not come with legs.

800 !!!!

For the win:

Does your driveway have 7% slope?
Exterior GFCI outlet?

We want French cut shorts !!!

Imamaculate vs Immaculate

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You're welcome.

Pinside Price Police motto: "...to serve and protect"

Now someone is going to have to start making cab footies.

Will save all the wear and tear to the on/off switch. Power cycled less than 600 times in 12 years.

Where's the freaking balls and cue sticks ???

How much chalk have you used in the last 12 years ??

Do you know what you call a table without legs ?!

The floor.

What do you call a BW machine with 3 legs ??

Eileen

What do you call a BW machine exported to Japan with 3 legs ??

Irene

What do you call a BW machine in Lexington with no legs ??

Imamaculate.

That’s what happens when pinball is hard.

How does a crab with broken legs get around?

On crotches.

Technically, the boards have not been hacked. Your argument hasn’t a leg to stand on.

Imamaculate restored.

All you base are belong to us.

By George, you’ve hit on a capital idea. Screw those playfield protectors, just take the legs off the game and your game will remain imamaculate. Stern really messed things up by moving the power switch to the backbox.

Those are nice 44’s.

Alright, we have to stop this anti-leg crusade. This will absolutely crush the under cab light kit industry.

No, the blue bottom is a lady. Look at the larger image.

HOLY CRAP.

Price has just been lowered to 3100 on CL.

Where do I send my money ??

I failed to mention, the equally RARE and INCREDIBLE Bally 8 Ball Champ is now at 1195. While not imamaculate, it still is a super deal.

I’ll bet you have the same avatar. What the heck is that thing anyway ??

As in Helsinki, Sweden ??

Die Hard is the absolute BEST Christmas movie.

Throw in a set of knee pads for playing this in the street and you’ve got yourself a deal.

It doesn’t have any legs. It WILL be on the floor.

Badges ??

We don’t need no stinking badges.

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1995

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1996

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1997

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1998

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1999

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2000 I win!! I win !!

Ah, shit!

A Baywatch ??

2001 Do yourself a favor and check these guys out. Chess Hotel and Great American Midrange.

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Sixteen. Not Christine