The Department of Motor Vehicles
Deliverance
Sex and the City
Tax Audit
Glee
Keeping up with the Khardashians
Honey Boo Boo
It's the day of a big test at school, and you haven't been to class all semester... and you're naked: the pinball machine
Sharting
Colonoscopy
Dreaming that you're taking a piss while you're really just pissing the bed: the pinball machine
Accidentally farting in a job interview, and then the interviewer tells you that her father was killed by poisonous gas: the pinball machine
She's got daddy issues: the pinball machine

Hahahahahaha!

A few more:
Does this make me look fat?
Surprise visit from the in-laws
Premature ejaculation (and its sequel: Why the f*** can't I finish tonight?)
Rogaine
You check your blood sugar, and you check it often: The Pinball Machine (also known as Wilford Brimley's Di-a-bee-tus Adventureland)