Albany, OR
Quoted from Zappa:I think an Amish related pin would be fun....but you couldn't plug it in, could you?
Think again...
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Beauharnois
US government
Miley Circus
Twilight saga
Hunger games
Real housewives
Hunny boo boo
Surprise were pregnant
Carpentersville IL
Eminem
Britteny Spears
Back Street Boys
Paying taxes but getting told you can't do anything on your property local government fluck over
Cystoscope. You could have a line of inserts like the Stiff-o-Meter to show how deep the scope is. Bladder multiball.
Quoted from Don44:Except Ridiculousness. Its the only show I ever watch on MTV but its probably the funniest show on tv.
I can't stand that show because the host is such a douche. It's unwatchable because of him and that useless chic he has with him. I'd take Tosh over that crap show any day.
Quoted from FoghornLeghorn:Bill and Monica Share a Cigar
Lamest multiball ever.
No flow.
Deep rules tho.
Accounting Pinball
Any job at Dell Pinball
Transformers (designed by someone who clearly knows absolutely nothing about Transformers) -- ohh wait…
Rick Perry (the stupidest pinball) -- can't keep score, forgets what mode its in, constantly tries to over regulate what goes on within the holes, but the balls can shoot anywhere without question, …
Texas Tollroads Pinball -- no free mode available & all money paid is shipped out of country never to return
Outsourced India Call Center Pinball
Paid Parking Pinball
Terrible Wait Staff Pinball
Wart Removal Pinball
You're No Longer Employed Here Pinball
Cyber Monday Pinball
Nagging Pinball Hating Wife Pinball
Alarm Clock Pinball
Quoted from lukerp:Driving in circles in the Walmart parking lot making only left-hand turns. Oh, Nascar has been done? Never mind.
Rush: drum solo that adds nothing to the song mode, where you score points for hitting absolutely anything. Hit the start button? POINTS. Nudge the cabinet? POINTS. It's all part of the mode! A combination video/audio mode where you have to identify whether it's Geddy Lee or a cat in heat. A second video mode would consist of an image appearing on the screen, and a counter rolling down points. The image would start of blurry, and gradually become clearer. As quickly as possible, you'd have to identify if it was a picture of Geddy Lee or Yoko Ono. The sooner you identify it, the more points you get. And a wizard mode where Geddy's head rises out of the playfield. This would be a two ball affair, one representing each of your fists. The goal would be to "punch" Geddy in the throat until he could never sing again. The Limited Edition model would feature a contest allowing one lucky winner the chance to actually punch Geddy Lee in the throat until he could never sing again. It would sell out faster than any previous LE, mainly because I'd sell my house and use the profits to buy every single one just to win the contest. Then I'd tear the cabinets apart and use the plywood create a shanty to live in, putting them to actual good use.
A highly successful mod would be the Pinball Pro speaker kit, which would allow you to replace all speakers with blocks of wood.
Luke
wow! did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed or what? that's a lot of pent up anger you've got there fella
The worst theme is Wizard of Oz. Sadly, it's already been made...what a waste of time and resources. Plays nice, but the theme is total crap. If only I were a ten year old girl with 8k to burn...
Quoted from Spraynard:"the Old Testament"
Someone actually suggested this in a previous thread asking for *good* themes. Always stuck with me as the most horrible and funny idea for a pinball theme.
There's a lot of sex and violence in the Old Testament! Sounds perfect for Pinball!
Quoted from Spraynard:"the Old Testament"
Someone actually suggested this in a previous thread asking for *good* themes. Always stuck with me as the most horrible and funny idea for a pinball theme.
i want new and improved, so, the new testament! they changed the rules.
Helen Keller- No lights, no sound and every now and then, when you play really bad, the playfield re-arranges. Score is given in brail at the end of the game.
Corporate America- After you've put in all of the hard work and been doing well, a big box multi ball starts and takes points away until you have nothing left.
Quoted from adamprice271:Helen Keller- No lights, no sound and every now and then, when you play really bad, the playfield re-arranges. Score is given in brail at the end of the game.
They could also release the Helen Keller Jpeg experience special edition.
Celebrity Cokeheads
Onie Wheeler
Clinical Obesity
Dancing with the Czars
Rush Limbaugh Oxycontin LE
Susan Powter
Bull Dykes and Lumberjacks
Explosive Diarrhea
As someone with ADHD, that would be a fun table subject.
Every time you are mid way through a goal...you switch to a new one, shiny flashy lights, must look, oooh what is that? Wait, I need to get a refill on the meds! Sell extra adderal to college students for bonus points! Never complete anything!!!
Quoted from Rockytop:Miley Cirus
You came in like a wrecking ball multiball.
It might be ok if, you can use the pinball browser to change the music.
Nancy Kerrigan vs Tonya Harding deathmatch
American Hoggers
Derelict my balls
Hoarders
Obey my dog
Me myself and migraine
The good, the bad and the horny
I love Lamps
Fusilli Gerry stuck in me
Quoted from beatmaster:diarrhea race to the bathroom.
That is the wizard mode in Explosive Diarrhea.
It goes without saying the game isn't stackable.
Quoted from tracelifter:That is the wizard mode in Explosive Diarrhea.
yeah, if you're lucky you get the imodium multiballs.
Quoted from PEN:GG Allin
I saw the movie about him...
Damn..that guy was punk...even in his casket, rotting and smelling...
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