Davey and Goliath
Richard Simmons
Bris
(Topic ID: 69605)
Beavercreek, OH
Blagill
Quoted from CaptainNeo:Pretty much anything MTV airs would be a horrible theme.
Except Ridiculousness. Its the only show I ever watch on MTV but its probably the funniest show on tv.
Regina, SK
Driving in circles in the Walmart parking lot making only left-hand turns. Oh, NASCAR has been done? Never mind.
Rush: drum solo that adds nothing to the song mode, where you score points for hitting absolutely anything. Hit the start button? POINTS. Nudge the cabinet? POINTS. It's all part of the mode! A combination video/audio mode where you have to identify whether it's Geddy Lee or a cat in heat. A second video mode would consist of an image appearing on the screen, and a counter rolling down points. The image would start of blurry, and gradually become clearer. As quickly as possible, you'd have to identify if it was a picture of Geddy Lee or Yoko Ono. The sooner you identify it, the more points you get. And a wizard mode where Geddy's head rises out of the playfield. This would be a two ball affair, one representing each of your fists. The goal would be to "punch" Geddy in the throat until he could never sing again. The Limited Edition model would feature a contest allowing one lucky winner the chance to actually punch Geddy Lee in the throat until he could never sing again. It would sell out faster than any previous LE, mainly because I'd sell my house and use the profits to buy every single one just to win the contest. Then I'd tear the cabinets apart and use the plywood create a shanty to live in, putting them to actual good use.
A highly successful mod would be the Pinball Pro speaker kit, which would allow you to replace all speakers with blocks of wood.
Luke
Litvinov
The "Government" you put your money in. An arm comes out, pinches your wallet and your trapped paying the machine for the rest of your life. Oh and the scoring just keeps going in the negative.
Quoted from beatmaster:milf grandma.
Umm, that would be GILF
Quoted from beatmaster:justin bieber
Yeah that would pretty much kill the industry. Anything related to the biebs.
The Holocaust
Emergency Root Canal
Proctological Adventures with "Mr. Hookhands"
Dremel Colonoscopy
"Try not to Zook" with smell-o-vision fragrance dispenser behind a Whirlwind-style fan on the backbox (rotten broccoli multiball, two-week old corpse bonus round, fermented diaper Millions!)
Kenny G
Quoted from fumbleflippers:The Aristocrats!
YES! This just might be the best suggestion in the entire thread.
I don't know if anyone said it but an Oprah pin, no thanks! I'd like to see a little shop of horrors pin though 
Quoted from Zappa:My Dinner With Andre...fire witty comments and shoot back with a non-sequiter, extra points for being wry and obsequious...
Sequel to the arcade version?
Other ideas -
- ALF
- The Notebook
- Beatnik poetry
- Downton Abbey
- 5th grade standardized test adventures
Quoted from Sea-Monkey:Hello Kitty
My wife would pay $$$$$$$$ for a Hello Kitty pinball. One of the things she asked recently is do thay have a Hello Kitty pinball... I chuckled and told her NO
Quoted from Rat_Tomago:My wife would pay $$$$$$$$ for a Hello Kitty pinball. One of the things she asked recently is do thay have a Hello Kitty pinball... I chuckled and told her NO
Ha, yeah my wife would love a hello kitty pin as well. She also asked me if there was a my little pony pin.
Quoted from PEN:Obama and the Tea Party Monsters
Now that might truly be a very interesting pin!!
LOVING this thread. Okay, I've got a few:
Angela Lansbury
Wood Carving Guild
Hipster Hierarchy: The Battle for Irony
Convalescent Home
Adjunct Shuffle: Adventures in Part-Time Professorship (Each mode constitutes a different semester in which you complete the repetitive task of convincing the upper-administration that you are worthy of their paltry wages. This task must be completed concurrently while jockeying for classes to teach the following semester. Wizard mode happens after you complete 10 consecutive semesters of unsecured teaching and are rewarded with no additional health benefits or job security, but a fractional-percentage bonus [Bonus 1.05x] for your "valued" service.)
Finally, just felt the need to highlight a couple of faves:
Quoted from mmetzger:- 5th grade standardized test adventures
30FathomDave is far-and-away my vote for this thread's winner. I was reading these as I was lulling my 5-month-old boy to sleep and I very nearly lost it.
Quoted from 30FathomDave:- Dreaming that you're taking a piss while you're really just pissing the bed: the pinball machine
- Accidentally farting in a job interview, and then the interviewer tells you that her father was killed by poisonous gas: the pinball machine
- She's got daddy issues: the pinball machine
Thanks for ALMOST waking my kid, Dave. 
Keep 'em comin', guys!
Ryan Claytor
Elephant Eater Comics
www.ElephantEater.com
The Who's My Daddy? Pinball Adventure!
When you touch the flipper buttons, it scans your fingerprints and tests your DNA looking for deadbeat fathers and criminals!
Best pin locations-Bars and Strip Clubs! Set on Free-Play! Better have a paddy wagon waiting. You'll need it.
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