You just have to google “Florida man” with your birthday. What’s the best you can do? Bonus points for a pinball related story.

Here’s mine, Dec 14

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My wife has a pretty good one. Dancing naked in a fire

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We've done this before with all of our friends. Just never thought of sharing it here before. It's always good for a laugh, you'll never know what you'll find.

I guess we shouldn’t be so limited with our choices. After all, Florida Woman is just as crazy as Florida man. Here’s one of mine.

Dec 14

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It’s like they purposely make crazy headlines, just to showcase the absurdity.

No hands or feet, armed and on the run. That’s comic gold.

Shoot the ramp to collect meth. Cocaine drop targets. Hit the bath salts spinner until your able to eat someone’s face off. Then get abducted be aliens before you punch a dolphin for multiball. If your redneck multiplier is enough to cross the Alabama border, then you can unlock the domestic abuse with a fish wizard mode.

Just posted on the corona virus thread. Not my birthday, but why does it always have to be Florida man doing this crazy shit.

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Holy shit. That crazy.