GENERALBy Ryan Williamson on October 6, 2016
FLORIDA MAN INTERRUPTS HURRICANE MATHEW LIVE TV REPORT TO YELL "DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!"
With Hurricane Matthew making its way toward Florida, there seems to be a mass exodus of sorts away from areas in the Sunshine state that will be affected by the megastorm.
However, one Florida man — of course — decided the storm was worth battling through for the sake of the fallen gorilla Harambe (and to get 15 minutes of fame). In the middle of a West Palm Beach news station’s live report from a local beach, a man got into the reporter’s shot and yelled out the battle cry “Dicks out for Harambe”:
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Quoted from Jigs:Jan 24th[quoted image]
Hey mine's Jan 24th too! Happy belated Jigs.
Quoted from doghouse:Being a private Florida pinball club we get some "amazing" folks trying to join. Luckily we screen everyone, as Googling a prospective member revealed this little news article detailing his skills with sharp objects and his love of his washcloths.
I think I speak for all members in thanking you for doing this!
Cant wait till we can have leauge again.
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Now with 100% more video https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/92884007-132.html
Quoted from Gryszzz:Haha...man this thread is killin me. Nice job OP.
We've done this before with all of our friends. Just never thought of sharing it here before. It's always good for a laugh, you'll never know what you'll find.
Quoted from ImNotNorm:This is already the thread of the year! And it's only beginning...
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Hah! Happy belated 10/14 b-day. We also have this gem.
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Quoted from TheFamilyArcade:(part time) Florida Man gets elected President. Top that!
*Florida Man Arrested Outside Olive Garden After Eating Pasta Belligerently*
A drunk Florida man was arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta in an inappropriate manner.
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A man was reportedly asking restaurant patrons for money and yelling at them using explicit language.
When police arrived they discovered a shirtless man sitting on a bench outside the establishment. The man was allegedly shoveling spaghetti into his mouth with his hands.
The man, identified as 32-year-old Ben Padgett, was placed under arrest for disorderly intoxication, according to the newspaper.
However, before being placed in handcuffs officers gave Padgett a paper towel so he could wipe the pasta off his face.
The Herald also reports while in the back of the police car, Padgett began violently twisting his body, kicking his legs and smashing his head against the metal cage partition.
I really miss traveling to Florida.
Drugs must be super cheap because any motel/hotel you stay at there is at least one interesting story happening.
AWESOME TOPIC OP!
FLORIDA WOMAN CALLS COPS BECAUSE THERMOS CONTAINING SEMEN MAY EXPLODE
PASCO COUNTY, Florida - A Florida woman called the Pasco County Sheriff's Office because she was worried that a thermos containing semen could explode at any moment.
According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, deputies responded around 6 p.m. on Wednesday, May 17, 2017 to a residence in Port Richey, Florida after a 26-year-old Port Richey contacted Pasco County Fire Rescue.
The woman explained to emergency personnel that she was trying to get pregnant via artificial insemination and was trying to store sperm according to the directions. But after she placed two vials of sperm inside a 2-quart stainless steel thermos and added dry ice, she closed the lid without removing the rubber O-ring as the directions required.
When a deputy arrived on scene, he advised fire rescue " ... of the potential for an explosion due to increasing pressure inside the device."
Pasco County Fire Rescue crews carried the container outside of the residence to a safe location and then used a pair of channel lock pliers to remove the thermos lid, releasing the pressure, and removing the danger. The container was then returned to the woman without incident.
https://moron.com/florida-man-dials-911-for-ride/
In the transcript the 911 operator tells the man that he’s misusing the 911 system. To which the Florida man replies, “Suck an Ostrich egg bitch.”
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