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Florida man, Game

By Luckydogg420

2 years ago


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    #1 2 years ago

    You just have to google “Florida man” with your birthday. What’s the best you can do? Bonus points for a pinball related story.

    Here’s mine, Dec 14

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    #2 2 years ago

    Jan 24th

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    #3 2 years ago

    Oct 6

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    #4 2 years ago

    December 15th
    For the record, I had multiple choices.

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    #5 2 years ago

    That guy is only 23!

    Meth is bad people!!

    #6 2 years ago

    Excellent thread already. Ha.

    #7 2 years ago

    Won't be hard to keep this one alive!

    #8 2 years ago

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    Related to Joe Exotic maybe?

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    #10 2 years ago

    As an official Florida Man I approve this thread.

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    #14 2 years ago

    This is already the thread of the year! And it's only beginning...

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    #15 2 years ago

    My wife has a pretty good one. Dancing naked in a fire

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    #17 2 years ago

    Being a private Florida pinball club we get some "amazing" folks trying to join. Luckily we screen everyone, as Googling a prospective member revealed this little news article detailing his skills with sharp objects and his love of his washcloths.

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    #18 2 years ago

    I did not realize drugs are so cheap

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    #19 2 years ago

    GENERALBy Ryan Williamson on October 6, 2016

    FLORIDA MAN INTERRUPTS HURRICANE MATHEW LIVE TV REPORT TO YELL "DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!"

    With Hurricane Matthew making its way toward Florida, there seems to be a mass exodus of sorts away from areas in the Sunshine state that will be affected by the megastorm.
    However, one Florida man — of course — decided the storm was worth battling through for the sake of the fallen gorilla Harambe (and to get 15 minutes of fame). In the middle of a West Palm Beach news station’s live report from a local beach, a man got into the reporter’s shot and yelled out the battle cry “Dicks out for Harambe”:
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    #20 2 years ago
    Quoted from Jigs:

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    Hey mine's Jan 24th too! Happy belated Jigs.

    #21 2 years ago
    Quoted from doghouse:

    Being a private Florida pinball club we get some "amazing" folks trying to join. Luckily we screen everyone, as Googling a prospective member revealed this little news article detailing his skills with sharp objects and his love of his washcloths.

    I think I speak for all members in thanking you for doing this!

    Cant wait till we can have leauge again.

    #22 2 years ago

    When you commit a double murder and run off with quarters and nickels. Don’t pay for the after party using just quarters and nickels.

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    #27 2 years ago

    Haha...man this thread is killin me. Nice job OP.

    #28 2 years ago
    Quoted from Gryszzz:

    Haha...man this thread is killin me. Nice job OP.

    We've done this before with all of our friends. Just never thought of sharing it here before. It's always good for a laugh, you'll never know what you'll find.

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    #30 2 years ago
    Quoted from ImNotNorm:

    This is already the thread of the year! And it's only beginning...
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    Hah! Happy belated 10/14 b-day. We also have this gem.

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    #31 2 years ago

    Florida man over pays for a Pinball machine he really wanted & then Shucks some more buck$ to have it shipped in from another far away state ....... my old story told many a time

    #32 2 years ago

    Mine isn’t so bad. Happens to all of us.

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    #33 2 years ago
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    #34 2 years ago

    Here’s my wife’s....

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    #35 2 years ago

    As a former Floridian, I have seen my share of Florida Man episodes in real life, but Florida Woman can be equally as fun. I present my future Mrs. Wiggum-

    Sept. 4th-

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    #36 2 years ago

    (part time) Florida Man gets elected President. Top that!

    #37 2 years ago
    Quoted from TheFamilyArcade:

    (part time) Florida Man gets elected President. Top that!

    #38 2 years ago

    Nov 4th

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    #39 2 years ago
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    #40 2 years ago

    Mine’s April 30

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    #41 2 years ago

    I had no idea that Florida was such a crazy place. I just found this for my wife’s birthday, July 15:

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    #43 2 years ago

    *Florida Man Arrested Outside Olive Garden After Eating Pasta Belligerently*

    A drunk Florida man was arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta in an inappropriate manner.

    [...]

    A man was reportedly asking restaurant patrons for money and yelling at them using explicit language.

    When police arrived they discovered a shirtless man sitting on a bench outside the establishment. The man was allegedly shoveling spaghetti into his mouth with his hands.

    The man, identified as 32-year-old Ben Padgett, was placed under arrest for disorderly intoxication, according to the newspaper.

    However, before being placed in handcuffs officers gave Padgett a paper towel so he could wipe the pasta off his face.

    The Herald also reports while in the back of the police car, Padgett began violently twisting his body, kicking his legs and smashing his head against the metal cage partition.

    #44 2 years ago

    I really miss traveling to Florida.

    Drugs must be super cheap because any motel/hotel you stay at there is at least one interesting story happening.

    AWESOME TOPIC OP!

    #45 2 years ago

    FLORIDA WOMAN CALLS COPS BECAUSE THERMOS CONTAINING SEMEN MAY EXPLODE

    PASCO COUNTY, Florida - A Florida woman called the Pasco County Sheriff's Office because she was worried that a thermos containing semen could explode at any moment.

    According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, deputies responded around 6 p.m. on Wednesday, May 17, 2017 to a residence in Port Richey, Florida after a 26-year-old Port Richey contacted Pasco County Fire Rescue.

    The woman explained to emergency personnel that she was trying to get pregnant via artificial insemination and was trying to store sperm according to the directions. But after she placed two vials of sperm inside a 2-quart stainless steel thermos and added dry ice, she closed the lid without removing the rubber O-ring as the directions required.

    When a deputy arrived on scene, he advised fire rescue " ... of the potential for an explosion due to increasing pressure inside the device."

    Pasco County Fire Rescue crews carried the container outside of the residence to a safe location and then used a pair of channel lock pliers to remove the thermos lid, releasing the pressure, and removing the danger. The container was then returned to the woman without incident.

    #46 2 years ago

    Dec 5

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    #47 2 years ago

    https://moron.com/florida-man-dials-911-for-ride/

    In the transcript the 911 operator tells the man that he’s misusing the 911 system. To which the Florida man replies, “Suck an Ostrich egg bitch.”

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    #49 2 years ago

    We've all been there right?

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    #50 2 years ago

    I clicked this thread thinking it would be a pinball game and now I want it even more.

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