The "local collector" ads are the worst. CL, Facebook, letgo, all of it spammed up by the same few jabronis.

"I will come and pick them up in my SUV (These things are heavy!!) - Hey you don't want that big heavy thing in your house any more amirite?
"I will offer fair market value" - I'll offer less than half of market value, and flip it for over market value thereby continuing to drive up prices for the people that actually enjoy this hobby
"I'm looking for a few machines for my game room" - I'm literally the white version of Fred Sanford and will store the machines I fleece off of you in a storage unit until it's time to flip. I also have a son that tries to tell me what to do, but I tell him to shut his *** mouth and stick to posting our ads.
"It doesn't matter if it's working, broken, dirty" - It doesn't matter because I'm not going to do jack *** to it except give it my midas touch before flipping it

My only hope is that while they are driving, taking their latest "haul" FB post after fleecing some poor widow, a deer pops out causing them to swerve off the road thereby pinning them (let's say a black knight , or something heavier like haunted house) in an overturned pontiac aztec for 3 hours before someone realizes they aren't out camping in the woods and calls the cops.