Quoted from oldschoolbob:
“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason,”
From Ken M, the greatest internet troll of all time:
"No heroics into Sainte Devote please, we're in amongst the pack and just need to stay in one piece"
The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, the President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
"There are three animals in the stock market - Bears, Bulls, and Pigs, and the pigs always end up getting roasted." Me
“O God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small” -Breton fisherman’s prayer
I always like this one, JFK had a plaque with it on his desk.
Quoted from SirMachismo:
JFK had a plaque with it on his desk.
He also had his coconut shell that his father encased in plastic for him, on his desk.
"NAURO ISL…COMMANDER…NATIVE KNOWS POS'IT…HE CAN PILOT…11 ALIVE…NEED SMALL BOAT…KENNEDY".
That coconut got his PT crew rescued during WW2
LTG : )
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