The ringmaster on CV just says "Your mother drives a dump truck".....
I love it when Buzz in No Good Gofers says: "head for the cellar!" (multiball restart)
Then Bud says something like: "you're in the wrong game!"
Demolition Man - When you tilt the machine, you get a classic line from John Spartan (Stallone): "Put me back in the fridge"
Elvira in Scare Stiff:
"Ooh, I´m having multiple jackpots!"
"Watch this, I´ll get him up!"
"This thing is huge!"
"Ohh, Do it again."
"IJ's "Dis is how ve say goodbye in Gormany." THWAK "
yep, love it.
my personal favorite, "You cheat Docta' Jones!"
Flipper Football has an Adult Mode. Then the referee is a lot more liberal with farts, burps and belches, and speech.
Let the ball sit in the launcher for a while. The DMD shows the referee smacking the player in the head, then saying, "C'mon! Kick the f**kin' ball!"
Other things:
"Hey! Let's talk about your sister!"
"Where you f**kin' going?"
"Hey! You! Sh*t for head!"
"F**kin' I don' know..." (like Lupo the Butcher)
There are others...
my em oxo only makes noise. my strikes and spares doesnt talk but has great graphics. and my de star wars has a lotta cool sounds. but nothing funny. i wish i could relate. feeling left out.
The Shadow has a few good ones,
Ball in the shooter lane for too long and the machine sternly says " YOUR BORING ME!!! "
When you get tilt and powers off it says " you think you can control the game with brute force " just like the film, v funny.
If you mess up on the mini playfield and lose your ball real quick, it says " use the flippers " in a very condiscending voice, this can be really anoying too.
Many more great quotes on this one.
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