(Topic ID: 2496)

Favorite Humor?

By coasterguy

9 years ago

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  • Latest reply 9 years ago by bugray
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#1 9 years ago

The ringmaster on CV just says "Your mother drives a dump truck".....

#2 9 years ago

I love it when Buzz in No Good Gofers says: "head for the cellar!" (multiball restart)
Then Bud says something like: "you're in the wrong game!"

#3 9 years ago

I like it when my Street Fighter II says "The problem is you're too skinny"

#4 9 years ago

IJ's "Dis is how ve say goodbye in Gormany." THWAK

And Monster Bash's
"I'm afraid of the moon!"
"I heard he's got a monstrous organ"

#5 9 years ago

Demolition Man - When you tilt the machine, you get a classic line from John Spartan (Stallone): "Put me back in the fridge"

#6 9 years ago

While it's not one of my favorite games, South Park cracks me up every time I play it.

#7 9 years ago

Revenge from mars is pretty funny.

#8 9 years ago

In attrac mode, Buzz (NGG) says ''Show me the money'' when you push a button.

#9 9 years ago

I'm Lord Howard Hurtz, who the %*$& are you?

#10 9 years ago


Sniper shot from tower, falling to his death saying " I can see my house from here!"

#11 9 years ago

Elvira in Scare Stiff:

"Ooh, I´m having multiple jackpots!"

"Watch this, I´ll get him up!"

"This thing is huge!"

"Ohh, Do it again."

#12 9 years ago

"IJ's "Dis is how ve say goodbye in Gormany." THWAK "

yep, love it.

my personal favorite, "You cheat Docta' Jones!"

#13 9 years ago

oh I feel so left out of this thread - my EMs dont say anything cool

#14 9 years ago

Flipper Football has an Adult Mode. Then the referee is a lot more liberal with farts, burps and belches, and speech.
Let the ball sit in the launcher for a while. The DMD shows the referee smacking the player in the head, then saying, "C'mon! Kick the f**kin' ball!"
Other things:
"Hey! Let's talk about your sister!"
"Where you f**kin' going?"
"Hey! You! Sh*t for head!"
"F**kin' I don' know..." (like Lupo the Butcher)
There are others...

#15 9 years ago

my em oxo only makes noise. my strikes and spares doesnt talk but has great graphics. and my de star wars has a lotta cool sounds. but nothing funny. i wish i could relate. feeling left out.

#16 9 years ago

The Shadow has a few good ones,

Ball in the shooter lane for too long and the machine sternly says " YOUR BORING ME!!! "

When you get tilt and powers off it says " you think you can control the game with brute force " just like the film, v funny.

If you mess up on the mini playfield and lose your ball real quick, it says " use the flippers " in a very condiscending voice, this can be really anoying too.

Many more great quotes on this one.

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