And we wonder why younger generations and our kids are all confused? Just tear it all apart and shit your pants!!!!! not allowed to discuss it anywhere...... That's just wrong! But poopin your pants is all good that's what were allowed to talk about! Too funny! You have me laughing because it's true!

Sry!!! That was me! I have to admit I laughed the whole way out the door though!

Ok ok, I'll add to the nonsense.......In my younger years....I was the one that would fart in between the doors at the fast food places on the way out. I would always make it out before my friends so they would get blasted when the walked out. Orrrr we would do it and sit in the car and watch the reaction of the next person in or out.

Now it's out! Everyone knows my secret! But farting at pinball? No, Can't do that! No one will want to play around you anymore!

Ya...My wife and I have horrible mouths, but there is a time and place. We had a son at 38. One of our biggest things is to watch our mouths. He started to pick up and say the s&** as a one of the first words, that's when we knew we had to really put a restriction on it.We just told everyone he's trying to say "sit". Well, "truck" was another one.............. We were never use to having kids around. I catch myself doing it in the threads, after one of my last posts I decided to try to stop that.

Autobody and Culinary arts both took a field trip to Pittsburgh in High School. Great mix to begin with! haha One of my friends in autobody even in High School was 6ft 6in and 380lbs. Big dude! Anyhow, of course our autobody group ended up at Hooters!!! On the way back to Ohio, My friend farted so bad!!!! All the windows in the buss started coming down like mad!! The Culinary arts teacher made the bus driver pull over so their whole group could get off the bus for a few minutes. Of course our Autobody group laughed like crazy! That dude was one of the worst farts I was ever around! We would even make him take his own tent camping or hunting!!! Later in life I worked with him in a traveling job, no one wanted to room with him.

Yep...A shop I worked at night on occasion their saying was.."There goes that little asshole talkin shit behind my back again." It was duel purpose saying....Could be a fart? Or someone talking or complaining behind you. Or " you should let the little asshole speak! Seems to have more intelligent things to say than your mouth."