Clearwater, FL
Quoted from pinbum:This is the dumbest thread ever, but have to say some scumbag farted in an elevator one time right before i got in it, worst part about it was when the door opened up for me to get out, some hot ass babe was next to get in. I had to tell her some scumbag before me shit himself , i doubt if she believed me but it was true.
I've done something similar with my girlfriend at the grocery store.
1. Wait till someone turns onto the aisle.
2. Chose a moment when significant other is distracted looking at groceries.
3. Drop silent fart.
4. Casually walk away
5. Best moment - when significant other realizes fart has been dropped next to them with stranger approaching and nobody else on the aisle.
6. Worst moment - the remainder of the grocery store visit.
Quoted from 0geist0:Stupidest thread ever. What grade are you guys in?
Seriously try this. I felt like a third grader all over again. 
