Well OP. It is simple. The last two game Cassandra allowed her name to be put on are both pretty good games.
EATPM is one of the better Sysytem-11 games with hurry-ups, MB jackpots and locked ball stealing you would expect with a game of that era. It also have a multi-ball kick off with one of the best light-show / organ music known. Definitely the best for its time.
SS is a bit easy but chock full of fun innuendo. Six easy to understand modes with hidden gems in the spider back-box. Fun, funny and generally cool.
Then there is your collection. Mostly crap and leaving you jealous of people who actually can appreciate and own good games. Maybe it is just lack of availability in your area. But someone who posts that they own SF2, Barb Wire and Gold Wings is going to put down Elvira owners? Wow, justify that crap fest. Seriously. "I HAVE PASSED ON A FREE GOLD WINGS BECAUSE IT WAS A 2 HOUR DRIVE" (1 each way).
Anyway. You do seem to be in the minority but you can have your wrong opinion. Have a nice day.