Here's my favorite part:
"The shipping calculator is Ebay ripping you off, not me, so please don't write to me complaining about my shipping prices."
Then you look into what the shipping prices are, and he has it listed as local pickup only. So, "clearly" the 10k he's charging is building 7.5k worth of shipping charges from Ebay for a machine you're picking up yourself.
I'm ashamed to be from New Jersey...The Capital of Scams.