Quoted from Dayhuff:"Are these all insured?"
I actually don't think this is a dumb question. I guess it depends on your HOI though but I would bet most people's HOIs won't cover full market value of their games. At least, not in America. But that is a topic for another thread.
I hear the magnet-under-the-apron thing from the older people that come over my house.
Dumb quote "You must be rich to own a pinball machine." No, I just work my ass off and don't waste my money on Vegas trips, new golf clubs, skis, dirt bikes/quad/snowmobiles, etc... every year when the "old ones" were still perfectly good.
Pinball Wizard does get really annoying. The intelligent people usually quickly respond with an apology for giving a cliche'.