"I'm spending $8000 on a remake."

"A pinball site should be family friendly and politically correct"

I can't believe this hasn't sold yet

I pre-ordered MG, RAZA, and Predator two years ago.

Pinball machines are historically gambling devices.

You may get an honorable mention in the great men of pinball thread.

Thanks! Sorry I never respond, but I only check those like once a month.

I know that feeling.

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I felt pretty dumb when I said it to myself. Then I smartened up.

Nothing is safe when you work in a convent.

When I mention some of the titles they are coming out with now they still don't believe they are new.

"I played an EM and didn't like it, but no I can't remember the title"

Nothing. It's pretty much like "I played a DMD game and hit the same ramp 60 times and bashed a stupid figurine 80 times while it taunted me, but it was fun"

Take some quaaludes before you play my EMs and you will lose. They are set up fast and most have two inch flippers. There are shots on the tables that you will not hit during any given game. Ball times will be very short and there is no ball save. Don't shake them too hard because on some tilt ends game. Do you like a challenge?

From what I have heard some of these games set up at shows are not a good representation of how brutal they can be. I don't like easy.

If the game lasts more than a minute it is not brutal enough.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.