Don't store your firewood under your pinball if you don't want termites.
House rule #1:
Don't EVER tell a player that they're jammin'.
A quick drain will be sure to follow.
Don’t feed the trolls....
And for the last time....quit saying “I WOULD PAY XXXX$$” if they made that....prices are out of control because of all that nonsense.
Don’t let your wife beat all of your high scores!! I’m still trying to get her name off our high scores list, she’s a pretty good player. She has to remind me that she’s got the top scores too
No Farting while playing, especially when flipping those EMs! Methane gas is very flammable...
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