Donald Trump/Hillary Clinton pinball

he should have said that during the debate. now THAT would have been funny!!!

To hell with the 8-ball. After playing this I would need a dozen hi-balls. I couldn't even imagine staring at these faces for a game

Can you imagine?! The place would have gone nuts!!

One zinger wouldn't have saved that performance. Sorry! Hehe na na na say goodbye...

Just wait. The fat lady hasn't sung yet. And I'm not talking about cankles.

To play the Clinton side its definitely PAY FOR PLAY. But if you win on the Trump side you get to LOCK HER UP. Alternatively, all her balls get locked and she cant play anymore. Liars lie, and cheaters cheat. Truth!!

When you play the Trump side, you get stiffed for all the things you completed on the game by not getting any dollars, er points.

Which, if it were true, is still better than getting stiffed with a cigar.

Is there a Masters of the Mistress mode? You could collect different Bill mistresses including Juanita Broderick, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Gennifer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky, et. al.. Once you collect them all and become Head Master, you have an option to change from Bill Clinton mode to the Bill Cosby mode of sexual predator..... Truth, so sad. Arm your daughters or regret it, the world is full of enablers.

Needs a topper as an Energizer Bunny with the female voice on Safecracker saying "OHHHHHH...." when you put in the token for Assault on the Vault. Man is that the best sexy voice in pinball, or what? Bill, you dirty dog you!!!

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When you cause the game to tilt right, a male voice announces: "The game is rigged. I can tell you that. Such small hands can't shake that hard. I guarantee it. Disregard the numerals on the score reels. Instead, look at the online polls. You actually won. It's the highest score ever; believe me."

When you cause the game to tilt left, a female voice declares: "Your credits have been deleted."