Quoted from Frax:I challenge any other delivery driver to provide proof this has ever ACTUALLY happened to them, not that they're just blowing smoke up someone's rear to make themselves look cool. 7 years delivering pizza, never, EVER had this happen, nor so much as a boob, but hey, maybe the ghetto is too respectable for that.
About 20 years ago we had a stripper mistakingly knock on my buddies door. She was cute and we all scraped some cash together and had her strip for us.
She ended up hanging out after the stripping and we all ordered pizza. She was adamant about answering the door in the buff. She had us prep the tip, all in quarters, probably 6-7 bucks worth. When the guy knocked on the door, he was like "holy shit" She told him to lay down and put the stack of quarter on his forehead..
Now open your hand for your tip. True story.