I told my boy Tribute that if handles the email, I'll take the phone calls. Boss hasn't noticed.
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I wouldn't totally dismiss trying a roomba.

The vacuum is also my pup's mortal enemy. It's got a healthy amount of duct tape holding it together where he's attacked it. As a result I too thought the roomba would just get demolished. Well I got one recently, and my pup couldn't care less about it.

As Wayne from Letterkenny would say: "exercise, discipline and affection. In that order."

But sometimes this still happens
Tribute destroys pillows

I live in a townhouse with a staircase the comes up the center of the house. That was one of the first times we left Tribute out of his crate while we were out of the house. My wife and I get home and get to the top of the staircase and look to our left. Room is looking good. We were both like, 'aww, Tribute, you were such a good bo'...then we turned to look right into the other room.

Those pillows did end up surviving somehow, and fortunately there haven't really been any other incidents.