Quoted from CrazyLevi:I think I have to go with an honest lowball offer that I can just ignore without getting bitchy. It makes the "buyer's" intentions clear without having to humiliate myself by lowballing myself and still getting declined as I wasn't willing to screw myself enough.
"What's the lowest you'll sell for" always seems like a weird request as nobody really wants to negotiate with themselves.
How about the classic “listen my buddy buys tons of these for X price. How about I do you a favor and offer you half of that?”
Okay buddy, if you’re swimming in these things then why bother asking for mine?
