I hate [stupid] kids, this one with 3 ball - 1 minute 15 second game would be told to cut the crap. And if his parents game me crap about it "goodbye". The only that would cut a kid off quicker is slapping the glass. No tolrance. Swear, throw the bird, smack you head, but don't beat the machine. I'll try to tell you how to play and if don't listen . . .

I have sent my rules to people before coming over. The big three are Don't let the dog out, No It Is Not For Sale and don't drive away drunk.

Drinks? There is a bar at the end with at least 100 bottles of booze. Up stairs is a fridge with at least 4 shelves of mixed beer. Games in every room and lots of snacks but wash your hands if you are eating Cheese Doodles.