Of course I mow my own lawn! You don't think I'm going to pay Jesus to do it, do you?

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I actually have an orange Husqvarna walk behind mower with a Honda motor on it that does the job quite nicely. Edit- Like that one^^^^^

I used to do one of my neighbor's yards too, but now they are all a bunch of lazy farts that have some gardening service that comes around once a week.

Don't get me started on their leaf blowers, but whoever invented that thing should have one rammed up his ass!

I think I might have finally put an end to that asshole gardening service that likes to fire up the mower and blower at 7 AM next door every Monday.

Even if he doesn't speak English, I'm sure he got the message anyway.

I don't know of one single homeowner in the neighborhood that cuts his own grass that would have that much disrespect and be that inconsiderate to start up any power tools at that ungodly hour.

Just because it's legal doesn't mean you should do it. If they need to start that early then they should do it on up the hill where the rich people live and see how they like it or face my wrath week after week. I'm over it!

I think it's more up to the homeowners when they schedule to have this kind of thing done. And it's not just next door. Every day of the week there is a different one starting that early. Sometimes even earlier. But this is ten feet from my bedroom window.

Talking to any of them usually does no good and they just give you some stupid WTF look.

So if you can't beat em, join em. And I'm sure the whole neighborhood will enjoy my daily 7:00 AM half hour chainsaw wake up call as much as I enjoy theirs.

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