(Topic ID: 192244)

Do you believe this!!

By tomtest

6 years ago


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  • Latest reply 6 years ago by wayout440
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    #1 6 years ago

    I was walking up the isle at the local hardware store and felt something attach to me, I guess the verbage doesn't lie.

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    #2 6 years ago

    I'm more impressed that your hardware store can fit an entire isle in it!

    #3 6 years ago

    I can't believe you wasted the time it took to take the photo and create this thread........and I can't believe I just wasted the time it took to respond

    #4 6 years ago

    What are you doing with your hand there?

    #5 6 years ago

    You're a legend in your own mind.

    #6 6 years ago

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    #7 6 years ago

    I guess you had to be there.

    #8 6 years ago

    I would try that line on some chicks and not a bunch of dudes.
    Good luck bud.

    #9 6 years ago
    Quoted from tomtest:

    I was walking up the isle at the local hardware store and felt something attach to me, I guess the verbage doesn't lie.

    C'mon man, at least contribute if you're going to start threads like this.

    #10 6 years ago

    But I love pinball, nuff said!!

    #11 6 years ago

    Always got time for some old man jokes.

    #12 6 years ago

    The cynical nature of most of the people here is sad

    #13 6 years ago

    It looks like tomtest is tugging something under that shirt. Lol.

    #14 6 years ago
    Quoted from PinSinner:

    It looks like tomtest is tugging something under that shirt. Lol.

    Some dude is telling us all aboot how he was basically pleasuring himself in a hardware store...PINBALL RULES!

    #15 6 years ago

    I remember my first time in the hardware store......

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    #16 6 years ago

    I was motivated to change my Avatar, because of this thread.

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    #17 6 years ago

    Can you imagine how many times the poor gal at ACE hardware has heard that joke ?

    #18 6 years ago

    Same thing happened to me, but the guy at Home Depot thought I had misplaced a 2-by-4 in my pants.

    #19 6 years ago

    :

    Quoted from beelzeboob:Same thing happened to me, but the guy at Home Depot thought I had misplaced a 2-by-4 in my pants.

    Round hole, Square peg kind of guy ?

    #20 6 years ago
    Quoted from RyanStl:

    What are you doing with your hand there?

    That's his hand on the "stud"

    #21 6 years ago
    Quoted from OLDPINGUY:

    I was motivated to change my Avatar, because of this thread.

    I would drag my testicles through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

    #22 6 years ago
    Quoted from Mfsrc791:

    I would drag my testicles through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

    Jesus. You need to get laid immediately.

    #23 6 years ago
    Quoted from Mfsrc791:

    I would drag my testicles through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

    Glad someone else appreciates Kate!

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    #24 6 years ago

    Such an old worn out joke. Stop wasting bandwidth.

    At least donate to pinside if you're going to fill it with shit.

    #25 6 years ago
    Quoted from extraballingtmc:

    Such an old worn out joke. Stop wasting bandwidth.
    At least donate to pinside if you're going to fill it with shit.

    Hum, aren't you the dude that got ejected from the Hobbit code update thread for a week for trolling? And you want to hit the OP with posting 'shit'? LOL

    #26 6 years ago
    Quoted from OLDPINGUY:

    Glad someone else appreciates Kate!

    She is stunning. No doubt about it.

    #27 6 years ago

    So your'e a stud
    but how did you become magnetic?

    #28 6 years ago
    Quoted from jorro:

    So your'e a stud
    but how did you become magnetic?

    He didn't, he's made of wood!

    #29 6 years ago
    Quoted from jorro:

    So your'e a stud
    but how did you become magnetic?

    Quoted from Who-Dey:

    He didn't, he's made of wood!

    V: What also floats in water?
    .....
    King: A Duck!
    V: Exactly! So, logically...
    P1(thinking): If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
    V: And therefore,
    (pause & think)
    P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
    V: We shall use my largest scales.

    The OP is a witch!
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    #30 6 years ago
    Quoted from Mfsrc791:

    I would drag my testicles through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

    Now that's funny !!

    John

    #31 6 years ago

    I always got Ridgid in my local hardware store

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