I can't believe you wasted the time it took to take the photo and create this thread........and I can't believe I just wasted the time it took to respond
Quoted from tomtest:I was walking up the isle at the local hardware store and felt something attach to me, I guess the verbage doesn't lie.
C'mon man, at least contribute if you're going to start threads like this.
Quoted from PinSinner:It looks like tomtest is tugging something under that shirt. Lol.
Some dude is telling us all aboot how he was basically pleasuring himself in a hardware store...PINBALL RULES!
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Quoted from beelzeboob:Same thing happened to me, but the guy at Home Depot thought I had misplaced a 2-by-4 in my pants.
Round hole, Square peg kind of guy ?
Quoted from RyanStl:What are you doing with your hand there?
That's his hand on the "stud"
Quoted from OLDPINGUY:I was motivated to change my Avatar, because of this thread.
I would drag my testicles through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
Quoted from Mfsrc791:I would drag my testicles through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
Jesus. You need to get laid immediately.
Quoted from Mfsrc791:I would drag my testicles through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
Glad someone else appreciates Kate!
Such an old worn out joke. Stop wasting bandwidth.
At least donate to pinside if you're going to fill it with shit.
Quoted from extraballingtmc:Such an old worn out joke. Stop wasting bandwidth.
At least donate to pinside if you're going to fill it with shit.
Hum, aren't you the dude that got ejected from the Hobbit code update thread for a week for trolling? And you want to hit the OP with posting 'shit'? LOL
Quoted from OLDPINGUY:Glad someone else appreciates Kate!
She is stunning. No doubt about it.
Quoted from jorro:So your'e a stud
but how did you become magnetic?
He didn't, he's made of wood!
Quoted from jorro:So your'e a stud
but how did you become magnetic?
Quoted from Who-Dey:He didn't, he's made of wood!
V: What also floats in water?
.....
King: A Duck!
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
V: We shall use my largest scales.
Quoted from Mfsrc791:I would drag my testicles through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
Now that's funny !!
John
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