Would it blow your mind if I said I couldn't ship on time because I was busy developing Donkey Kong pinball?

Unfortunately, I'm just an ass and didn't get these items out like I should have. They've shipped. My apologies.

Unfortunately I was only able to get the license to Donkey Punch pinball. I don't think it will have the same mainstream appeal.

I'm having a problem getting the correct boxing glove through customs.

Hah, this just happened. Nice try Scottsdale! My goons are on their way!

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I'm not kidding about the glove, something about "monkey skin" not being legal here. I told them the monkey consented and its family is now cared for but they won't budge.