Quoted from SHOOTTHEPYRAMID:

all jjp madness aside. it takes a pretty cold heart to joke about suicide. if you are serious, please get help immediately. if you are joking, i suggest a long and critical evaluation of your personality, and an assessment as to why you think someone taking their own life is comical.
on pinside it becomes very easy to treat every post and response as if its a volley in a game of ping pong. Viewing other players as avatars looking at the world through a filter of up and downvotes. everyone of us could use some work in remembering that there are real people behind these avatars, and our comments could have a much more profound impact than the one seen on the pop bumper.
if you or anyone you know is struggling with or has struggled with suicide in the past i beg of you: reach out to someone, anyone, hell PM me if ya feel the need. the world is a better place with you in it.

Quoted from Cornelius:

Aw thit, lost the Pinside popularity contest!
Tell me, is it up and down or left and right across the wrists?

Quoted from vicjw66:

I'll PayPal you 50 bucks if you let me know the answer to that question.