I talked to a buddy of mine about my damaged dancing dummy. He's totally into 3D printing. He drew it up and printed it up. After a few prototypes, I think he got it pretty good.
From there, I sanded it smooth, painted it an appropriate shade of yellow, recreated the sticker artwork, made some waterslide decals, then put some clear coat over the top. A couple of new rivets, and it was ready to go.
It's not perfect, but it think it turned out pretty good.
If anyone else is interested, I might be able to get my buddy to print up some more.