I felt so sorry for this machine, I went ahead and bought it.
A multitude of sins and outright horror.
Soon to be shipped to me from NYC to California, at great expense.
I must be insane.
Symptoms: Plug it in and nothing happens.
Probably shouldn't even be plugged in at all, seeing as it was repaired with packing tape.
How do you think he does it? I don't know...
Can't hear no buzzers and bells.
Don't see no lights a flashin'..