First off, if this is a pinsider, sorry, but your turning people off IMO with your wording.
Do people really think trying to be funny in ads, or having wording that is somewhat douchey helps them sell stuff? When I see ads like this, it completely turns me away from the seller and makes you really wonder what kind of nightmare you're getting yourself into.
If you're firm on your price, just put firm. Nothing else is needed.
Post edited by derek533: For peace