Fu<k it. If you’ll go halfsies on it with me, I’ll buy it and put it on my machine for a full calendar year. I just can’t see myself paying anything realistic for that PoS, so I’m capping my joke-topper budget tonight at $35.

After that, we will give it away for free to another Gorgar owner, but only on the condition that they keep it on their game for a year and document it as well.

I’d like to see some Bad Cats owners do the same. Maybe we sign the back and make these sort of an “apron of destiny lite” thing. But holy hell if the EB and EBD crowds mix their toppers up, they get permanent bans from Pinside, because those toppers are SO game specific, it would be blasphemy to mix up