I don't even think this thing is a pinball game. It's a bunch of novelty toys in a box.

1) Operators never kept them around because they were too tempermental on site
2) You never see this game in serious tournaments due to the lopsided rules/scoring

I could go into more depth about this, but you can read my review if you really want to know how I feel about this title.

KMR

Rum-Z,

That's your pin-spidey-sense telling you deep down... this deck ain't worth it.

How to make silly BIG points on CP.

1) Spitoon Video Mode. If it's lit, do this over and over and over... No! That's not it!

RE-START
1) Find another game to play. Dammit! That's not it...
2) Double your fight purse every time you launch a ball. Bumble your way through a multiball or three. That skill shot suuuure takes some "skill"!
3) Make sure you have extra punches saved up.
4) Don't start any fights for as long as you can for an "easy" win
5) 1mil 2x, 2mil 2x, 4mil, 2x, 8mil 2x, 16mil, 2x, 32mil 2x, 64 mil 2x, 132mil...
6) Collect JP during 1 fight. Now is the time to use as many punches as you can to hedge your bets.
7) Laugh at as many racist and homophobic (homoerotic) stereotypes as you can. Please note that it is NOT funny to laugh at black people... unless they are gay. Then it's all cool.
#8) Walk away after you collect your ultra-mega-soopa-dooopa-oompa-loompa-mega-schtoompa Yackpot, because there's nothing else to score for on this pin-bomination. I mean... unless you just play pinball for FUN?!?!? HA! I mean, really... who's silly enough to do this for mere entertainment when there is points, maybe a few bucks and manly pride on the line?

Q: CP, why do people hate it? (people like me?)
Because it's made of POOP! That's why ~ Phbbbt!