Co-worker 1 = I’m sick and I’m not going home, now you all know, so use your own discretion..
Co-worker 2 = (To the manager) if this m&%# f&@%#} gets me sick I’ll #^{*€ kill him, then I’ll post on facebook that you guys didn’t send him home!
Me = These times bring out the best in people. Everyone needs to grow up and act like human, adults.