Quoted from o-din:The biggest question is what to do today?
Since we have a break in the rain, I'm going to go mow the lawn. If I don't, nobody else will.
Haven't heard a leaf blower in days.
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Manhattan, IL
During The China Syndrome there are a couple of pinball references including a fully functional Gottlieb Jack In The Box being played in a bar. With authentic chimes ringing.
When the movie was over it hit me, that's how it ended, with Jack in a box.
Why and How Governments Need to Mobilize Sanitizer Supply – NextBigFuture.com
https://www.nextbigfuture.com/2020/03/why-and-how-governments-need-to-mobilize-sanitizer-supply.html
I thought this was an interesting read.
Carlisle, ON
Quoted from o-din:I feel like the President of the United States. I can shake the hands of sick people and still never get ill.
Well, we know the virus infects dogs and humans. I have a hunch that if an alien tried to masquerade as a human, they might get the skin color and hair a little wrong. Hell, they may not pronounce words correctly all the time. Sometimes the sentences might make no sense at all. The mannerisms wouldn't seem quite right. But that's all just a hunch of mine.
If anyone is wondering where your people are, they are all on Interstate 95 Northbound from Florida to the South Carolina border. Glad I'm not driving in that shi* anymore.
I've been in BF North Carolina for the last couple of days trying to maintain my distance while taking care of some stuff I had to do. On the way back, I stop at a podunk gas station to fill up and use the bathroom. There's a line. Guess who gets in line behind me? A fella who just got off a cruise ship in Miami this morning. I'm gonna die.... 
Quoted from mcluvin:Well, we know the virus infects dogs and humans. I have a hunch that if an alien tried to masquerade as a human, they might get the skin color and hair a little wrong. Hell, they may not pronounce words correctly all the time. Sometimes the sentences might make no sense at all. The mannerisms wouldn't seem quite right. But that's all just a hunch of mine.
If anyone is wondering where your people are, they are all on Interstate 95 Northbound from Florida to the South Carolina border. Glad I'm not driving in that shi* anymore.
I've been in BF North Carolina for the last couple of days trying to maintain my distance while taking care of some stuff I had to do. On the way back, I stop at a podunk gas station to fill up and use the bathroom. There's a line. Guess who gets in line behind me? A fella who just got off a cruise ship in Miami this morning. I'm gonna die....
As long as he didnt cough or sneeze on you I think you will be fine.
Sydney
Quoted from Honch:Why and How Governments Need to Mobilize Sanitizer Supply – NextBigFuture.com
https://www.nextbigfuture.com/2020/03/why-and-how-governments-need-to-mobilize-sanitizer-supply.html
I thought this was an interesting read.
That’s a big problem here. F*ck the toilet paper (I literally don’t give a shit about that 
) but the sanitizer is essential in fighting this virus. I want to install a couple of alcohol sanitizer stations in my warehouse but there is literally nothing available. This is the type of stuff the government should be distributing free.
Quoted from mcluvin:infects dogs
I thought they determined they could get it but it didn’t do anything to them and they can’t transmit it...well, other than someone with Captain Trips coughing on fur and then you touch fur.
I am not letting any of my friends bring their dogs over for the time being. If only I could lick my own balls...
Quoted from Wickerman2:I thought they determined they could get it but it didn’t do anything to them and they can’t transmit it...well, other than someone with Captain Trips coughing on fur and then you touch fur.
True, let’s try and keep facts straight, recklessness will end up getting dogs killed, the American public never ceases to amaze me
Quoted from o-din:friends bring their dogs over for the time being.
Wife is in quarantine in basement, dog keeps visiting her...I wipe him down when comes up stairs...he now appears to hate me and runs away when I look at him 
I just had a stray dog in my yard that I am mowing. He seemed harmless enough. Didn't bend over to let him lick my face though.
Quoted from o-din:I am not letting any of my friends bring their dogs over for the time being. If only I could lick my own balls...
If you could do that, you wouldn’t have to leave the house.
Quoted from jp1985:If you could do that, you wouldn’t have to leave the house.
Yep, last time I tried that I ended up at a chiropractor.
Quoted from o-din:Yep, last time I tried that I ended up at a chiropractor.
HTF did you get a chiropractor to lick your balls?
Quoted from Wickerman2:Wife is in quarantine in basement, dog keeps visiting her...I wipe him down when comes up stairs...he now appears to hate me and runs away when I look at him
Maybe it has to do with where you are wiping him down? 
Quoted from FYMF:HTF did you get a chiropractor to lick your balls?
He has really good health insurance. I think it's a gold plan.
I appreciate that our friends in NY share whats happening.
They DID forget that Rats are worried about the virus too!
Quoted from OLDPINGUY:Rats are worried
Stockpiling! Think of the other rats you heartless bastard!
Quoted from noob-a-tron:Lol our media stops at nothing. Breaking news in Australia the virus has been found in toilet paper. Maybe the medias way to stop everyone buying toilet paper.
Not a problem, my shit will kill anything! This virus has zero chance against my poop i promise you.
Here is the funny thing about this guys. I never even realized it until I seen this joke but my dad had a friend that worked In a tissue mill and he gave him 3 big rolls of paper just like that about 40 years ago and they are sitting in my garage right now lol. I got enough toilet paper for ten lifetimes and didnt even know it!
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Quoted from FYMF:HTF did you get a chiropractor to lick your balls?
You gotta pay extra for that.
Sierra Nevada Breweries are closed to visitors effective today. I visited yesterday just to grab a t-shirt and take a piss. I wish I hadn't even gone in. It was packed.
Quoted from loneacer:Looks like it's game over....[quoted image]
These numbers look off...
Quoted from jp1985:These numbers look off...
Little bit. They fixed it, but it was like that for 15 minutes or so.
Quoted from loneacer:Little bit. They fixed it, but it was like that for 15 minutes or so.
Only around 1000 people live in Vatican City.
Quoted from jp1985:Only around 1000 people live in Vatican City.
And they’re all dead I tell ya!
Our governor just said if you are over 65, you should stay home.
You can't make this shit up. Only he can.
Quoted from o-din:Our governor just said if you are over 65, you should stay home.
You can't make this shit up. Only he can.
Surprisingly Illinois is leading the charge in sanity
Quoted from Jaybird815:Surprisingly Illinois is leading the charge in sanity
Yeah I’m embarrassed that Ohio and Illinois are moving faster than NYC.
Quoted from loneacer:Looks like it's game over....[quoted image]
USA was at 1060 last tuesday.
Quoted from CrazyLevi:Yeah I’m embarrassed that Ohio and Illinois are moving faster than NYC.
de Blasio closed schools today, which seems like the right move.
Really like the approach of Ohio on this whole thing.
Charlie Baker, MA Gov., he upped the ante today. Banned all gatherings over 25 people of pretty much every variety.
It's good they provided the state a weekend to prepare (for those who did). A neighboring church had more cars in the lot today than I have seen in years. Hopefully more folks were driving their own vehicle, not simply more people congregating in the same hall. I felt this was coming, just a matter of when.
I must continue working for the following weeks, people are counting on me to be present. I haven't taken a vacation in years and have months in reserve. Others are not so lucky.
Quoted from mcluvin:Mass schools are now out for3 weeks.
And all restaurants and bars will close In Massachusetts as well. Takeout only (for the restaurants). No takeout for the bars.
Also no gatherings of more than 25 people. Not in church, not anywhere except the grocery store and pharmacies.
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