Quoted from Otaku:My girlfriend doesn't even live with me and complains sometimes since it can be such a money pit... It's not that I don't love her or that she is worth less (entirely untrue), but if you want to remove such a devout passion from my life that brings me lots of happiness, then do you really love me?
wait wait wait.....you didn't just call your girlfriend worthless, did you?
(I'm absolutely just giving you a bad time)