Quoted from ryan1234:Vid- really appreciate all that you do for us!
I feel bad asking more from you, but...
Could you compile a "Vid's guide to getting a stubborn guy laid"
Lately, it seems a lot of pinsiders REALLY need this...
No problem.
1. Cockiness gets you the most chicks. It's not your car, ever.
2. Wear a dark, fully button up shirt that is NOT an office work shirt. While everyone else has on a tshirt with a stupid slogan, you will look like a cock master.
3. No Dockers. That is why your wife stopped having sex with you.
4. Chicks will notice your shoes before they even look at your face. If you are wearing boat shoes with no socks or sandals with socks, cut your penis off right now. A real man can wear combat boots or bright white sneakers with a suit, and own it; no problem.
5. Keep them laughing. If you are loud, funny, fun and tip like a sultan, you will get laid.
6. Tip 30% all night. When your date comments, you shrug "Eh, they have the hardest job in the world."
7. Never try to pick up a waitress or shot girl. They have heard every stupid line from every stupid guy, many who have much better delivery than you.
8. No daylight dates - ever. If she only suggests lunch dates, skip that one.
9. If she shows up for your first dinner date in pants, she is not serious about you. Chicks who want to impress you will always be in a dress or skirt.
10. Always stand about 1" too close to her. She needs to smell your pheromones if anything is going to happen.
11. If you want to do a stripper, get them from the day shift.
12. If a chick has 5 photos on OKCupid or Plentyofish and they are all just of her face and shoulders, she will weigh 300 lbs - every time.